KeithMacdonald Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 8 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Do people really go "Wow! I like that band I just heard for the first time ABBA. I really must run out and buy their album"? YouTube is full of self-promoting people with First Time Hearing { insert band name and track here }. (example below) Usually with such theatrical amazement you have to wonder how rehearsed their reaction may be. But at least it all exposes said band to a new generation that may not have even been born first time round. e.g. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 More amusing amazement ... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 This is a jokes thread. Surely those who are doing non jokes posts here wouldn't consider doing the same on other threads. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Problem is, then it'll mess up all my algorithms and I will be recommended stuff I don't want and it takes ages to get rid of them. I'm afraid those videos are just clickbait. I was more thinking about people who actually buy records. They must sell a few thousand a week just to chart. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, NIK said: This is a jokes thread. Surely those who are doing non jokes posts here wouldn't consider doing the same on other threads. Wanna bet? 🤡 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, NIK said: This is a jokes thread. Surely those who are doing non jokes posts here wouldn't consider doing the same on other threads. Is that a challenge? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 No matter what happens in the football tomorrow they'll be dancing in the streets of Cray Valley Paper Mills! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 2 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: YouTube is full of self-promoting people with First Time Hearing { insert band name and track here }. (example below) On the flip side, there are some amazing reaction videos to Sabaton's cover of 1916. There were genuine tears. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 Speechless. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibelroad Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Help! I think I’ve lost my sense of humour because I haven’t even been able to raise a titter ( no smirking at the back ) for several pages. 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 I failed the audition for Snow White... I'm not Happy. 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, 33C said: I failed the audition for Snow White... I'm not Happy. You posted the same joke on 20 February this year. To save time, here are the responses: 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Ever since some folks started posting non jokes on the jokes thread I've been feeling Grumpy. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, NIK said: Ever since some folks started posting non jokes on the jokes thread I've been feeling Grumpy. Is that making Grumpy, Happy? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 14 minutes ago, NIK said: Ever since some folks started posting non jokes on the jokes thread I've been feeling Grumpy. 8 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said: Is that making Grumpy, Happy? If you start feeling Sneezy, you better go and see Doc! ... Don't worry, I'm going to buy a couple of boxes of cheap christmas crackers soon. That should keep the jokes rolling in..... 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 11 hours ago, NIK said: This is a jokes thread. Hurry up with some more jokes then? 11 hours ago, NIK said: Surely those who are doing non jokes posts here wouldn't consider doing the same on other threads. Shirley, you must be joking? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 3 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Hurry up with some more jokes then? Shirley, you must be joking? Don't call me Shirley. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, NIK said: Don't call me Shirley. Thats when the midden hits the windmill... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 41 minutes ago, Hroth said: Thats when the midden hits the windmill... I always remember the urban myth of the headline of one of newspapers "When the s**t hits the fan!" Referring to the time when Cantona attacked that Palace fan that hurled abuse at him. Didn't happen I'm afraid. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 (edited) If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed and his tie straight? Edited November 5, 2023 by CameronL Added a bit 5 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 52 minutes ago, CameronL said: If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed and his tie straight? Thats one of Igors little jobs as a Counts personal gentleman! 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Dagworth said: ..It took me a moment, but I got there! Kev. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 5, 2023 At a comedy performance, a man wearing a thick scarf was caught fondling the breasts of numerous female audience members. That's correct, a muffled titter ran round the auditorium. Shall I groan or should I leave it to the rest of you? 1 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted November 5, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 5, 2023 (edited) In view of the quality of jokes seen here recently, I will not spoil things! Who is a Penguin's favourite family member? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aunt Arctica! Hat, coat, exit stage left taking the groan button with me. 😇 Edited November 5, 2023 by Chris116 8 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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