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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted December 31, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 31, 2023 (edited) A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster f***s all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster f***s all 150 hens again. The next day, the rooster screws the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, “you deserve it, you horny bastard.” The rooster opens one eye and says “Shhhh, they’re about to land!” Edited December 31, 2023 by PhilJ W 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted December 31, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 31, 2023 Reminds me of this song. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pH Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 14 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Multi billionaire gets woken up early on Christmas morning by the grandkids screaming and crying. "Grandad Jim we didn't want Manchester United". "But you asked for a Mickey Mouse outfit!" … or the other multi-billionaire whose grandson asked for a real cowboy outfit for Christmas? He bought his grandson (insert sports team/private company/government organization of your choice). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Someone keeps sending me celery, but I don’t know who it is. I think I’m being stalked. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 8 hours ago, pH said: … or the other multi-billionaire whose grandson asked for a real cowboy outfit for Christmas? He bought his grandson (insert sports team/private company/government organization of your choice). Ah. I think timing is relevant. Sir Jim Ratcliffe did buy Manchester United (well a massive chunk of it) at Christmas and said it was a Christmas present for the fans! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67815642 I do remember Liverpool were bought by a pair of genuine cowboys. The only problem was they didn't have any actual money. A bit like the Glazers, everything was tied up in other assets. So when these owners say they are worth XXX million, they mean they own a club worth that amount and that club hasn't had any investment either! How to take a team that had just won the Champions League and challenging for the league to virtually fighting relegation overnight.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hicks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 3 hours ago, newbryford said: Insert train of choice. Obviously never watched it as there are trains in Trainspotting... https://railwaymoviedatabase.com/trainspotting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 1 19 hours ago, ColinK said: Reminds me of this song. See also Jake Thackaray's 'The Bantam Cock'. Same story, brilliantly told. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 1 7 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Obviously never watched it as there are trains in Trainspotting... I wouldn't be surprised if you were to see evidence of drug taking in the environs of Didcot station. The case stands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 10 hours ago, newbryford said: Insert train of choice. 10 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: I wouldn't be surprised if you were to see evidence of drug taking in the environs of Didcot station. The case stands. It is (allegedly, m'lud) a not-infrequent occurance, which occurs when certain Scots come to realise that in a post-Wembley haze, they've got a train from Paddington, instead of Euston, and now they have to spend a night in Swindon. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 11 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: I wouldn't be surprised if you were to see evidence of drug taking in the environs of Didcot station. The case stands. Are any Scottish though? 🏴 That's supposed to be a Scotland flag BTW! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 1 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Are any Scottish though? That's a mere detail, akin to what class of unit / drug it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 4 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: That's a mere detail, akin to what class of unit / drug it is. Wasn't it a 156? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 16 minutes ago, Hroth said: Wasn't it a 156? Aye! Or possibly two. But I have a feeling it was probably the same one if it's being used for filming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Hey ho! Only 4 more days to go! Q: What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed one on a unicycle? A: Attire... 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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