RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 3 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: This is why the forecast uses Celsius. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore..... 2 2 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 3 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 3 40 minutes ago, exmoordave said: a secondhand time machine No, no, no. I must not even start thinking about that... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, exmoordave said: I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore..... That's the first lines to a time-travel Country and Western song. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, steve1 said: steve All to do with balance. If you put too much in the hold then it's out. That's why they make overweight people buy two seats and not let anyone sit in the spare one! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 On 29/12/2023 at 16:40, Kylestrome said: I'd rather forget Liebfraumilch, if you don't mind. I've often wondered about Liebfraumilch, bearing in mind its literal translation. Lieb Love Frau Woman Milch Milk 🤔 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-UnitMad Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 13 hours ago, Hroth said: Scraping the bottom of the barrel... I thought you'd been doing that all along...?? 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Pilotman Posted January 3 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 3 (edited) 12 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: All to do with balance. If you put too much in the hold then it's out. Not necessarily. Whilst there are weight limits on what can be loaded in the holds, most passenger aircraft have holds in front of, and behind the wings and so loading is planned to keep the centre of gravity within safe limits. Weight limits are more to do with keeping fuel consumption somewhere near the planned figure. If 300 passengers were each to take 10kg above the allowed weight, that’s an increase of three metric tons. For a typical Boeing 777 flight from London to Los Angeles that extra bag weight would increase fuel consumption by around 750kg. Edited January 4 by The Pilotman 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hroth Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: I thought you'd been doing that all along...?? 🤷♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣 Not quite. I'd started at the bottom..... 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 2 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: Alternative subject - a bovine that has eaten cannabis. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted January 4 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4 (edited) In the absence of any Christmas crackers in this household I am pleased to inform you that I enjoyed my last Penguin bar this evening! Who is a Penguin's favourite family member? Aunt Arctica. Hat, coat, exit stage left. Edited January 4 by Chris116 Spelling 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Scraping the barrel? Chuck BBC into that as well.... 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 A wife sends the following text to her husband. If you are sleeping send me your dream, If you are laughing send me your smile, If you are eating send me a bite, If you are drinking send me a sip. I love you. Husband replies: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pH Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 This joke loses a bit with the convention of squad numbers for football teams. However … Q. What wears a shirt with “7” on the back, carries a rifle, and gives milk? A. A right-wing military coo. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post jbqfc Posted January 4 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted January 4 I pulled out a nose hair today to see if it was painful. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, it seems pretty painful 1 1 18 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 15 hours ago, westernfan said: I've often wondered about Liebfraumilch, bearing in mind its literal translation. Lieb Love Frau Woman Milch Milk 🤔 If that bothers you, how about Chateau French wines? Chat = cat Eau = water "Cat water?" In the past I have drunk some wine that tasted like a cat was involved in its production, but they didn't put it on the label. 5 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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