RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 13 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Cowley 47521 said: I don't know if any of you have seen the article, but the guy who invented 'predictive text' sadly passed away yesterday. The funfair is planned for next week… I used to work for the predictive text mob. But they fried me for no good raisin. 2 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 After years of searching, I finally found a pair of clown shoes. That was no small feat... Slam! 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, 33C said: After years of searching, I finally found a pair of clown shoes. That was no small feat... Slam! Surely that should be Flap flap flap flap...... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 13 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 13 10 hours ago, The Johnster said: Lexi Cographer, surely. I imagine she's never stuck for words! She wipes the floor with me at Scrabble but we're about even on Wordle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Vistisen Posted January 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 13 33 minutes ago, Hroth said: Surely that should be Flap flap flap flap...... Flap flap flap slam. To be precise 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted January 13 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 13 13 hours ago, DK123GWR said: It's bad Feuerbach. It's not, if you pronounce it correctly ... 🙄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 13 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Kylestrome said: It's not, if you pronounce it correctly ... 🙄 I was in a hotel lobby the other day and passed a Welshman on his phone. At first I thought he was discussing Young Hegelianism but then realised that his repeated references to Feuerbach were simply his attempt to tell the person he was speaking to where to find him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post exmoordave Posted January 13 Popular Post Share Posted January 13 Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted Chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society......... 2 4 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 26 minutes ago, exmoordave said: Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted Chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society......... How do you appreciate your budgie, rare or well done? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted January 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Hroth said: How do you appreciate your budgie, rare or well done? Onna stick 👍 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 53 minutes ago, franciswilliamwebb said: Onna stick 👍 With ketchup. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Do you get wafers with it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Just now, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: Do you get wafers with it? Just seeds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted January 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 13 "Well, Harry Potter, you've battled the Dark Lord, overcome death-defying situations, amassed mind-boggling wealth, and gained the very pinnacles of wizardry. So tell us; where do you go from here? "I'm thinking accountancy, or Lion Taming. I've got the hat...." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 15 minutes ago, tomparryharry said: I'm thinking accountancy, or Lion Taming. I've got the hat...." Their first question is not going to be, "Has he got his own hat?" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted January 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 13 Just now, 33C said: Their first question is not going to be, "Has he got his own hat?" In this risk-averse society, you can't be too sure... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Cowboys of the old Wild West used to hang lanterns from their saddles to help them find there way home........... ........It was an early form of saddle light navigation! 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, tomparryharry said: "Well, Harry Potter, you've battled the Dark Lord, overcome death-defying situations, amassed mind-boggling wealth, and gained the very pinnacles of wizardry. So tell us; where do you go from here? "I'm thinking accountancy, or Lion Taming. I've got the hat...." Managing a football club? Quote Jose Mourinho has compared himself to Harry Potter, suggesting being manager at Roma is "raising expectations" for what the club can achieve. .... He once told Real Madrid supporters "I am a coach, not Harry Potter" in a bid to lower expectations. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67968844 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JZ Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Fixed it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JZ Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Boeing now using in flight engineers to fix faults. 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted January 13 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 13 Just now, JZ said: Boeing now using in flight engineers to fix faults. "Can you fix it? No, but I can board it up until Monday. I'll just get my tape measure....." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted January 14 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 14 12 hours ago, exmoordave said: Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted Chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society......... Such a position must have been a feather in his cap... Hat, coat, OUCH! Forgot my shoes... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 14 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 14 A habitual drunk staggers into the church confessional. The priest waits and waits for him to say something. Finally the priest bangs on the wall of the confessional box. "Ain't no use knocking," the drunk yells back! "There's no paper on this side either!" 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 11/01/2024 at 22:37, KeithMacdonald said: 21 reasons why English can be so hard to learn: 22 Will's father has died. Will Will have the will to read his father's will? 3 1 2 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted January 14 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said: 22 Will's father has died. Will Will have the will to read his father's will? I drove my car through some water once and it broke down. That was expensive, could I afford to ford a ford in a Ford? 3 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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