RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted April 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8 (edited) Those were exceptionally BAD!! But still funny!! Edited April 8 by J. S. Bach To edit the post 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 How many ears has Captain Kirk got? Three. Right ear, Left ear, and the final front ear. 1 1 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted April 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8 23 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: the final front ear. Oh dear. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted April 8 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 8 4 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Oh d ear. FTFY 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted April 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8 6 minutes ago, Dagworth said: FTFY Intended. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted April 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8 One thousand pages and this is the level we're at? 7 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted April 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8 7 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: One thousand pages and ....... down hill all the way. 5 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 18 hours ago, Compound2632 said: One thousand pages and this is the level we're at? Some things don't improve with repetition. If you look at the amount of effort dung beetles put in to be satisfied, fulfilled little bugs at the end of it all they still spend all their time pushing balls of cr*p about. (Is there a metaphor there?) 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 A farmer on Exmoor sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts: "Wozzon. Ee dun wanna bee drinkin dat....it's full of 'orse p*ss an' cow sh*t". The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a property in the village, so can you speak a bit slower please" The farmer replies "If..you..use..two..hands..you..won't..spill..any"...... 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-UnitMad Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 3 hours ago, exmoordave said: A farmer on Exmoor sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts: "Wozzon. Ee dun wanna bee drinkin dat....it's full of 'orse p*ss an' cow sh*t". The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a property in the village, so can you speak a bit slower please" The farmer replies "If..you..use..two..hands..you..won't..spill..any"...... Last time that joke was on here it was a Scottish farmer advising an Englishman who was camping. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Hibelroad Posted April 10 Popular Post Share Posted April 10 When I were a lad me mam would give me ten bob to go down to the shops, I’d come back with three nice steaks, a big chunk of cheese, tins of salmon, a string of sausages and six tins of long life for dad and I’d still have change out of the ten bob. You couldn’t do that today, too many security cameras. 1 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted April 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 10 17 minutes ago, Hibelroad said: When I were a lad me mam would give me ten bob to go down to the shops, I’d come back with three nice steaks, a big chunk of cheese, tins of salmon, a string of sausages and six tins of long life for dad and I’d still have change out of the ten bob. You couldn’t do that today, too many security cameras. You try and tell the young people that today, and they won't believe you... 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 10 58 minutes ago, kevinlms said: You try and tell the young people that today, and they won't believe you... They don't shoplift any more they do a ram raid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold AndrueC Posted April 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 10 15 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: They don't shoplift any more they do a ram raid. And if they get caught they feel sheepish. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post JZ Posted April 10 Popular Post Share Posted April 10 As a bit of an amateur astronomer, I can empathise. 30 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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