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Jamiel Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) I drove past a sign saying ‘Massive Tile Sale’. I thought that was a pity as I am looking for some tiles for my bathroom, but I really want to use small or medium sized tiles at most. Edited March 3, 2020 by Jamiel 2 13 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Jamiel said: I drove past a sing saying ‘Massive Tile Sale’. I thought that was a pity as I am looking for some tiles for my bathroom, but I really want to use small or medium sized tiles at most. "sing"? Edited March 3, 2020 by Ian J. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Jamiel said: I drove past a sing saying ‘Massive Tile Sale’. There are plenty of those around; one of my favourites is: "Giant Car Boot". Also: "Slow old people crossing". And another that never fails to tickle: "Humped zebra crossing". Sorry, perhaps these should be (probably have been) in Whacky Signs. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Humped zebra - is that not really a camel that has excaped from prison? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 47 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: There are plenty of those around; one of my favourites is: "Giant Car Boot". Also: "Slow old people crossing". And another that never fails to tickle: "Humped zebra crossing". Sorry, perhaps these should be (probably have been) in Whacky Signs. Hi Stephen, I've always known the above sign as, "Warning, elderly pick-pockets !" Gibbo 1 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo666 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) I had another post which has since been deleted, probably because it cross a line (apologies to the Mods and whoever may have been offended). However, in that post I mentioned that I've acquired a NAS drive and I'm going through all the files trying to sort them out, and am coming across lots of pictures, some which are funny so I thought I'd share them here. Here's one of a Bill Poster just finishing his work, taken by my father back in 2002: Edited March 3, 2020 by Damo666 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 Belgian beer offer (buy 2 Corona, get 1 Sudden Death). 2 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “In-sha -Allah, you will walk today!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” The Hindu sadhu came and said "Bubba, you will walk on your legs today." I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs" The Buddhist Monk came, tied a long thread on my wrist and said, “Damned Pool-Pookay Nool", you will walk today!” I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen!!!!!! 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Sidecar Racer said: I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. I mis-read that as "Inter-Region Integration Seminar". I can imagine such an event, c. 1970s, being not so dissimilar. 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Following on from The Bishop of Welchester's image. 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Compound2632 said: I mis-read that as "Inter-Region Integration Seminar". I can imagine such an event, c. 1970s, being not so dissimilar. I went to an Inter-Region Integration Seminar. The Regional Director came in, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Richard Beeching, you will walk today!” 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Jamiel said: Following on from The Bishop of Welchester's image. It's not often that a sequel is funnier than the original, but that's even better than the first one. 85253405_1305692079614167_80163341075269 (Bishop of Bath and Wells) I wonder how many people noticed the misplaced parity bit? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 3, 2020 I wonder if all of these Corona based jokes will go viral. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Abel Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, BoD said: I wonder if all of these Corona based jokes will go viral. Too soon?!?!?!? I was considering the groan button request also Surprisingly (or NOT!) there are rumors, and hopefully ONLY RUMORS that some "social media" commentaries suggest a percentage of the US population have decided that the beer is also therefore unsafe - of course, they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer population. Also a number of "homemade cures" including gargling with bleach - that's certainly going to prevent you getting the virus, you'll be dead! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, Ian Abel said: Too soon?!?!?!? I was considering the groan button request also Surprisingly (or NOT!) there are rumors, and hopefully ONLY RUMORS that some "social media" commentaries suggest a percentage of the US population have decided that the beer is also therefore unsafe - of course, they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer population. Also a number of "homemade cures" including gargling with bleach - that's certainly going to prevent you getting the virus, you'll be dead! Gotta admire the logic of Merika . Edited March 4, 2020 by Sidecar Racer 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 7 hours ago, BoD said: I wonder if all of these Corona based jokes will go viral. Well I'm just hoping if I get it, I get the diluted version, the Kia-Ora virus. That one thanks to a work colleague. Maybe the self medicating version would be good for the self isolated people, Covonia virus? Yes I know.......... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwealleans Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) Quote Gotta the logic of Merika . Not just the US. It's been found near some of our family in Brittany and around there people are not only not drinking the beer but also avoiding Chinese restaurants. Then again, we're the country where an angry mob daubed slogans on the house of a paediatrician, so maybe we ought not to feel too superior. Edited March 4, 2020 by jwealleans 4 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Ian Abel said: Too soon?!?!?!? I was considering the groan button request also Surprisingly (or NOT!) there are rumors, and hopefully ONLY RUMORS that some "social media" commentaries suggest a percentage of the US population have decided that the beer is also therefore unsafe - of course, they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer population. Also a number of "homemade cures" including gargling with bleach - that's certainly going to prevent you getting the virus, you'll be dead! Only to be expected in a country where, without doubt, half of the population are below average intelligence. Julian 1 2 2 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Abel Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, jcredfer said: Only to be expected in a country where, without doubt, half of the population are below average intelligence. Julian Sadly, I think you're off with that percentage, it seems somewhat higher Edited March 4, 2020 by Ian Abel 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 4, 2020 It is possible for well over half the population to be below average in intelligence, if intelligence is not normally distributed (not distributed according to a bell curve). There could be a small fraction of the population of exceptional intelligence. To illustrate this, I am sure that I have lowered the average age of our model railway club membership, such that over half of members are now over the average age. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Exactly, vastly more than half of the population have above the average number of legs. In the same way more than half could be below average intelligence... 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted March 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Titan said: Exactly, vastly more than half of the population have above the average number of legs. In the same way more than half could be below average intelligence... Vastly more than half of the population have more than the mean number of legs. People with more than the modal average number of legs will be very few and far between though, I feel pretty confident in saying there will be more people below it than above it. 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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