RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted February 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 28, 2020 Now you're at it! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On 19/02/2020 at 10:39, Stubby47 said: Pam Ayers No, not her. The poem was recited on the February 2, 1944 broadcast of the radio programme "It Pays to Be Ignorant." Pam Ayers was born in 1947... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 29, 2020 6 hours ago, RJS1977 said: No, not her. The poem was recited on the February 2, 1944 broadcast of the radio programme "It Pays to Be Ignorant." Pam Ayers was born in 1947... Is it Alison Moyet Mark? (From the greatest radio programme ever)) Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 29, 2020 Wasn’t it Edward Lear? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post jcm@gwr Posted March 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 1, 2020 A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I might be a typo" 1 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danemouth Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 As today is St David's Day Wales In the beginning the Lord God Almighty turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: “Gabby, today I am going to create a beautiful part of the Earth and I shall call it Wales. I will make a country of breath-taking blue lakes, rich green forests and dark beautiful mountains which from time to time will be snow covered. I will give it clear swift rivers which will overflow the salmon and trout. The land shall be lush and fertile on which people can raise cattle and sheep and grow food as well as being rich with precious metals and stones that will be much sought after the world over. I shall lay rich seams of coal for the inhabitants to mine. Around the coast I will make some of the most beautiful areas in the world, white sandy beaches and cliffs that will attract all manner of wildlife and lots of islands that will be a paradise to all who visit them. In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of sea life. The people who live there will be called Welsh and will be the friendliest on Earth”. “Excuse me Lord” interrupted the Archangel Gabriel “don’t you think you are being a bit generous with these Welsh?”. “Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Danemouth said: “Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”. Shropshire? 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted March 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 1, 2020 18 minutes ago, newbryford said: Shropshire? I wasn't going to give you the finger for that underhand comment. Then I thought of this: Which you did the other day, and then thought you'd probably need a finger after all! 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-UnitMad Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Danemouth said: “Excuse me Lord” interrupted the Archangel Gabriel “don’t you think you are being a bit generous with these Welsh?”. “Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”. Replacement words for "neighbours" :- Weather. Language. Food. Slag heaps. Sheep's droppings. ....etc etc. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 5 hours ago, newbryford said: Shropshire? Think the Welsh are having their revenge on that poor county, all that water coming down the Severn originated in the hills of Wales 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted March 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 1, 2020 Well I wish they'd be a little more careful and limit the collateral damage to Worcestershire which doesn't have a border with Wales. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Happy Hippo said: I wasn't going to give you the finger for that underhand comment. Then I thought of this: Which you did the other day, and then thought you'd probably need a finger after all! Hi Rich, Whenever I have pulled such a stunt I think to myself, "Swann Moron" ! Gibbo. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted March 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 1, 2020 58 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Rich, Whenever I have pulled such a stunt I think to myself, "Swann Moron" ! Gibbo. I'll remember that, and remind Mick of it next time I see him, and his poorly finger! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 1, 2020 21 hours ago, Damo666 said: That looks "Photoshopped" to me. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 2, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 2, 2020 8 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: That looks "Photoshopped" to me. Especially as the guy not wearing wellingtons has a dry line on his tracksuit bottoms. Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 2, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Especially as the guy not wearing wellingtons has a dry line on his tracksuit bottoms. Mike. Maybe he has stood at the bar, for long enough for the tidemark to dry out! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 2, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: That looks "Photoshopped" to me. Is that important to know, to enjoy the joke? Edited March 2, 2020 by Kylestrome 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 2, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 2, 2020 There comes a time to lighten up,,,,,,, Mike. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Steamport Southport Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name. Jason 3 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie_pudd Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 54 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name. Jason If she had 36DD`s how many LL`s did she have ? 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 2, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 2, 2020 An L of a lot. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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