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6 hours ago, RJS1977 said:

 

No, not her. The poem was recited on the February 2, 1944 broadcast of the radio programme "It Pays to Be Ignorant."

 

Pam Ayers was born in 1947...

 

 

Is it Alison Moyet Mark?

 

(From the greatest radio programme ever))

 

Mike.

 

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As today is St David's Day

 

Wales

 

In the beginning the Lord God Almighty turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said:

 

“Gabby, today I am going to create a beautiful part of the Earth and I shall call it Wales. I will make a country of breath-taking blue lakes, rich green forests and dark beautiful mountains which  from time to time will be snow covered. I will give it clear swift rivers which will overflow the salmon and trout.

 

The land shall be lush and fertile on which people can raise cattle and sheep and grow food as well as being rich with precious metals and stones that will be much sought after the world over. I shall lay rich seams of coal for the inhabitants to mine. Around the coast I will make some of the most beautiful areas in the world, white sandy beaches and cliffs that will attract all manner of wildlife and lots of islands that will be a paradise to all who visit them.

 

In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of sea life. The people who live there will be called Welsh and will be the friendliest on Earth”.

 

“Excuse me Lord” interrupted the Archangel Gabriel “don’t you think you are being a bit generous with these Welsh?”.

 

“Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Danemouth said:

 

 

“Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”.

 

 

 

Shropshire?

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18 minutes ago, newbryford said:

 

Shropshire?

I wasn't going to give you the finger for that underhand comment.

 

Then I thought of this:

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Which you did the other day, and then thought you'd probably need a finger after all!

 

 

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5 hours ago, Danemouth said:

“Excuse me Lord” interrupted the Archangel Gabriel “don’t you think you are being a bit generous with these Welsh?”.

 

“Don’t talk crap” replied the Lord, “wait until you see the bloody neighbours I’m giving them!”.

Replacement words for "neighbours" :-

 

Weather.

Language.

Food.

Slag heaps.

Sheep's droppings.

 

....etc etc. :blum:

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6 hours ago, Happy Hippo said:

I wasn't going to give you the finger for that underhand comment.

 

Then I thought of this:

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Which you did the other day, and then thought you'd probably need a finger after all!

 

 

Hi Rich,

 

Whenever I have pulled such a stunt I think to myself, "Swann Moron" !

 

Gibbo.

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18 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said:

 

Especially as the guy not wearing wellingtons has a dry line on his tracksuit bottoms.

 

Mike.

Maybe he has stood at the bar, for long enough for the tidemark to dry out!

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54 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name.

 

 

 

 

Jason

 

If she had 36DD`s how many LL`s did she have ?  :o   :biggrin_mini2:

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