leopardml2341 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 17 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 10 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: I now know what being hard up really means. I'm waiting for the sales to begin at Poundland. Why doesn't the gene pool have a lifeguard? I dream of being sober, but the bar is set too high. Oh, welcome back, sir!! ....... I think.... 3 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Can train drivers get their lives back on track? A woman has been seen using a bra cup as a makeshift face-mask. Nice to see she's keeping abreast of the corona virus situation. My wife can't stand Stinking Bishop cheese, but I eat it religiously. 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said: A woman has been seen using a bra cup as a makeshift face-mask. Nice to see she's keeping abreast of the corona virus situation. Edited March 8, 2020 by PhilJ W 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 36 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Not just repeated from 2 pages back, but repeated within the same post???!!!??? 2 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I went to the chemist and asked "what gets rid of Corona Virus?" The Chemist said "ammonia cleaner" I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked here" 2 1 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 8, 2020 Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 33 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ Inspired by this movie? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_We_Did_on_Our_Holiday 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ Plenty of other interesting? items on that site. It is done at the level that you may just believe it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ +10 Almost a Darwin Award? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefromacrossthepond Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ Not sure it is only in America, surely other countries have a sense of satire: https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/about-the-broad-street-beacon/ Edited March 9, 2020 by davefromacrossthepond Delete meme 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, davefromacrossthepond said: Not sure it is only in America, surely other countries have a sense of satire: You're absolutely right, and here is just one example: https://www.suffolkgazette.com Edited March 9, 2020 by Kylestrome 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 11 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: +10 Almost a Darwin Award? But the best ones were the statement from Hank Snow "I think I got hit with a detached finger", and Sherry Smith. ".... I went outside, and right as I looked up, part of a leg slid down and whacked me in the head” Sorry but those made me giggle! Silly Barstads 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcm@gwr Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 It's a fact that more people die in Hospitals than pubs, doesn't it make more sense if you're feeling unwell, to go to the pub! Everyone lies down when they die. Does this make going to bed dangerous? I've found the best way to keep the dream alive, is to keep pressing the snooze button. 4 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 ^^^^ I think I've found the source........ https://www.facebook.com/groups/678456775587658/ Click on link at own risk, the 'jokes' get worse 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: ^^^^ I think I've found the source........ https://www.facebook.com/groups/678456775587658/ Click on link at own risk, the 'jokes' get worse Nothing to do with me, I don't 'do' Farcebook! 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 bloody Tesco got 40 of these to shift now anybody want a copy 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 9, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 1 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted March 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 9, 2020 This from our kid's Lego 'boost' interactive robot's app: Why do dolphins live in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze! Well it made me laugh..... 1 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 9, 2020 38 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said: Why do dolphins live in salt water? But some dolphins live in fresh water ... Oh, sorry! I thought this was the pedantic, joke discussion thread. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Kylestrome said: But some dolphins live in fresh water ... Oh, sorry! I thought this was the pedantic, joke discussion thread. No sweat - there's no pepper there either. Julian 1 2 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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