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55 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Is it that time of year again?

 

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One of the easiest, seems to be the microwave.

 

The type that are annoying to set right, are those which have an icon of sorts which shows for PM. I can never set the time on those, without getting the AM/PM wrong and no there is no 24 hour format option.

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1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Is it that time of year again?

 

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I've just gone to reset the clocks on my cameras, only to discover that I hadn't put them back last Autumn!

 

According to my Radio Controlled wall clock, it's currently five to five, no idea if that's am or pm. 🤪

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1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Is it that time of year again?

 

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"Smart"phone: Yep

Sundial: Mine can be rotated one hour to compensate for summer lunacy.

Car clock: Has a little tick box to select "Summer"time.

Cooker: I'm with you on that, it'll stay on GMT...

 

I reset the kitchen wall clock last night. came down this morning to find it stuck on 3am with the second hand twitching. Ruddy batteries died!

 

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2 hours ago, Hroth said:

I reset the kitchen wall clock last night. came down this morning to find it stuck on 3am with the second hand twitching. Ruddy batteries died!

 

I find that the giveaway that the batteries are dying, is that the clock starts running fast. You might logically expect them to start slowing, but no the opposite is true.

 

FWIW, in Australia for those states that follow Daylight Saving, they go back next week (2 April).

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9 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

Is it that time of year again?

 

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My car radio/clock is the easiest to set; the microwave does not have a clock, no sundial, and the cell phone is aujomagic.

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11 hours ago, The Pilotman said:

I met my first girlfriend when we worked at opposite ends of a large laboratory. There was a lot of chemistry between us. 

I met a girlfriend when we were both modelling for a life class at an art school. We were drawn together...

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9 hours ago, jcredfer said:

I met my first real girlfriend as we were doing some nude modelling, to help pay the way through college.  It was instant attraction for each other and the class couldn't help but notice...

 

Did you rise to the occasion?

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