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  1. The Clash make it onto University Challenge

    1. keefer

      keefer

      just a pity they thought it was the Specials!

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  2. Piledriver on the turntable tonight ...... keep on Rockin' up there Mr Parfitt

  3. Yay - more daylight time.

  4. But instead it just kept on raining.

  5. Sick to the back teeth of the mass marketing con that is 'Black Friday' and it's only Thursday...

    1. keefer

      keefer

      like any 'amazing deal' or 'bargain' these days - a closer look usually shows it to be anything but

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  6. Telegrafnoye agenstvo sovietskogo soyuza

  7. After today feels as if we would be better off just demolishing the whole railway system and making better use of the land and money.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      i know someone who does a 50-mile return on his bike because it's quicker than Southern Fail

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  8. Have you checked that to establish that there really are bananas in that briefcase?

  9. тороидальная камера в магнитных катушках

  10. Peek Freans Trotski assortment

    1. keefer

      keefer

      Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box....

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  11. Why are weddings so expensive? Daughter gets married on 15th and cost of one day would buy the most fantastic layout and collection of kit that would keep me amused for years.

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      keefer

      Weddings are as expensive as you make them. We had 40 guests for ceremony at town house and meal at local hotel, £10 a head. Disco and buffet at night for anyone else. Bought loose flowers online with enough for buttonholes and bouquet for about 40p each. Plain 3 layer cake which someone decorated, wife got a designer dress for 1/3 of price and friend did alterations. All-in £2k max. We're not tight, we just have other things to spend money on. It was our day, the way we wanted it - no fuss

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  12. Channel 82 Vintage Rock, superb.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      Vintage one of those channels which isn't HD, but you need an HD TV to watch it! telly upstairs can get it, but not the one in the living room

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  13. British summer feels like November this morning

  14. Double seat, double seat, got to get a double seat. Ben Elton 1996, Jezza 2016

    1. keefer

      keefer

      did they all stop to turn and complain that 1st class was completely empty, honestly why do they put them on?

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  15. Is now trying to find an adblocker to block the ad on local newspaper websites that asks me to turn off my adblocker....

    1. keefer

      keefer

      Online versions are just the same as the print editions - not much news hidden in amongst the adverts

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  16. ...is well IMPRESSED with Sheffield's Trams “main” horn. It's well LOUD! Today, a taxi thought it wise to throw a U-turn, (on west street), in front of one. The Tram Driver let EVERYONE know what he thought of that. He then pulled up along side the cab and gave him another earful!

    1. keefer

      keefer

      the edinburgh trams have an old-fashioned 'ding' sound - but is it a real gong or an mp3 sample of one?

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  17. And now on our programme: Gourmet Fish Cuisine with Anne Chovie.

  18. is watching a comedy of a penalty shootout

    1. keefer

      keefer

      ref should've said "right, you're both so crap, neither of you is going through. B*gger off the lot of you"

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  19. Oh. The water's getting deep. And I can't swim. Beacuse it's dirty dirty water.

  20. Random facebook message from a reporter from a Chinese national newspaper wanting my opinion on something I posted about a week ago on facebook about buying medicine over the interent - pile cream, as it happens (and the dangers of self-medication and buying medicine via the internet) ... strange world.

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      keefer

      i don't know who's been talking about me, but i keep getting e-mails from a Canadian Pharmacy offering cheap viagra

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  21. is watching Austria play Portugal - the game from Hell.

  22. is watching Austria play Portugal - the game from Hell.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      i thought it was very small-minded of Ronald to hit the post like that. Let's hear what he has to say this time....

       

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  23. is watching the Icelanders get the better of Team Cristiano Ronaldo.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      the ref seemed to give Ronald enough chances for a last-second winner, after the whistle he seemed to be saying to the ref "i thought you were going to let me win?"

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  24. Does Flying Scotsman always have to wear The flying Scotsman headboard.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      most people don't know or appreciate the difference (that includes supposedly respectable media outlets who will often use both in the same article, along with locomotive/train)

       

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