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has learnt that it's rude to stare at Philip Green.

is watching the Icelanders get the better of Team Cristiano Ronaldo.

Why is some stupid football match on when I just sit down to watch pointless....

Julia Bradbury

Muhammad Ali - RIP

A washing machine walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a chicken burger and chips.

Is there anything nicer than a Hall on a freight turn.

So that's Castle number 6 acquired, with 0 route miles to run them on. Priorities!

Two RMwebbers (so far) have seen a pullman coach at the Chelsea Flower Show - can this be true?

Cup Final 5:30 - Really?

The animals are winding me up The jungle call, the jungle call In Xanadu did Kublai Khan pleasuredome erect Moving on keep moving on-yeah Moving at one million miles an hour Using my power, I sell it by the hour I have it so I market it, you really can't afford it-yeah Really can't afford it

Wonder what's in that package at Old Trafford. Half a pound of sausages is my guess.

Much as I love The Who, nearly 80 sheets for a show ticket is out of my league.

Would that be Mikkels' layout I spy in the BRM teaser ?

Would that be Mikkels' layout I spy in the BRM teaser ?

Sunday 1st May, 20.00 C4, Paul Merton's Secret Stations.

lovely sunshine in 83A!

Has caved and bought a new Hornby King for a bargain price. Do I still want my two on pre-order from Hattons? You bet!

Oh dear, who is next?

has emerged from the barber's with barely any hair left. Note: don't fall asleep in the chair and leave it to the barber to improvise....

£20 for a second hand Hornby B set coach....

has been thoroughly enjoying BBC R2's Fifties broadcast and has forgotton just how good Elvis' "One Night With You2 is.

Wonders why in the gents urinals at Michaelwood Services you can't move for advertisements highlighting treatment options for erectile dysfunction whilst in the new Gloucester Services such problems appear not to exist...

The Nobody Inn...

Anyone got a tip for the National.