Tim Dubya
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I am Gary Lineker 😉
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I haven't got a LSWR road van but I have been feeding the mouse that lives in the shed.
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If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec, what's the speed of dark. Doing my swede in 🤯
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Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol.
Happy Friday folks!
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So do apes have a coccyx?
It's doing my swede in, I need to know!
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What does the panel think of using swede (that'll be neep to viewers up top, but who cares as they're rutabagas anyway) in a veg curry?
The Mrs has gone off to meet her daughter in Malta for 10 days and left loads of veg that isn't pies, sausages, white bread or chips and I'm bu99ered if I know what to do with it!
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.. once had a moment of clarity (followed by some porty and finished up with a lot of whiskey).
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.. what would the correct responce to; "Have you seen the mess you've made in the kitchen !" is? If there is one, I have yet to find it!
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... fermented apple juice
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....you wouldn't tease an old man, would you?
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..has just realised the symbol with a circle in a square with a cross through it on the label of Mrs Dubya's lovely jumper means...he's a dead man!
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..has just realised the symbol with a circle in a square with a cross through it on the label of Mrs Dubya's lovely jumper means...he's a dead man!
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'ere what's going on with this Black Rod geezer? From what I can gather, he's not actually black or called Rod! What's going on? I'm sure there are plenty of black Rod's out there that could do the job?
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'tis lucky I had the foresight to repair the wheel barrow. I'll be needing that to fill with worthless currency to wheel up to Sainsburys in exchange for a loaf of bread...
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"Homes Under the Hammer" - very much like what Curo have in mind for the Foxhill Estate. Thanks Vic, Merry Christmas!
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"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters".
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####, just woke up and realised TRUMP IS HERE!
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14 units a week, does anyone know when that starts?
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73001, what a very naughty locomotive!
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76 years ago today....Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky,? He got an ice pick, That made his ears burn
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A Big Thank You to all who donated to the Jezzer's new suit appeal. We managed to raise a pair of Y_fronts for the Rt. Hon. Leader of Her Majesty's opposition.
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Addlestones Cloudy or Old Rosie for tea?
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aeroplane blonde
