Tim Dubya

Arsenic in the sausages is not recommended

It's ok CK. Will be driving Maid Marion into work on Monday, so will compact his lunchbox!

I trust that he enjoys the attention that you provide

If you don't want to solder there are snap connectors but they all looked pants.  That's not to say you won't find a decent set 👍

Thanks - I'd been wondering about the cross baseboard connection.  Obviously these are just inserted into the cut tape.

Yes, I soldered mine as you can see, the other ends are just a push fit with the tiny 4 pin plug.  Tim will supply your boards with a hole cut in the lighting pelmet as standard (if you choose that design).  

Hush! You don't want to risk a red card here too?

I Am Weasel

No, I’M Gary Lineker! 

Yes indeed Sir, I shall convert my English Corona's (1st issue furlough editions) into toys from his shop of delights.

 This was me attempting to get into Hattons.

£38:50 for these pair delivered, what I didn't realise was there's a Comet SR coach underframe detailing pack in each kit 

Sorry, did someone call?

A great Vangelis song with some even better covers...

Oh! That was song??

I must have been listening to some real music!

Were you wearing your shirt with Mr Slater's parrot on your shoulder?

Doh Dah? What, Play Doh Dah? Or D'Oh! Dah?

Horrocksford Urban District Council.

Well if nobody wants any (and I certainly can't take anymore) it will be the council's problem.

Would you like to add some powdered Methotrexate to that? *increased flatulence*

no need for any extras, thanks.

Only after you've drunk it... allegedly

Hypothetically, I suppose you could consider it aesthetically pragmatic, but frankly, is it Art, darling?

I don't know what art is but I know what it's not.

It cleans windows so well....

And leaves your colours so white...

I suppose I can look forward to saving up over the year for a 4 pack of 'brew

Now you're in practice try the ones in WH Smith -really good for getting to knwo teh staff as they seem to spend all their time sorting them out.

I don't use WHSmiffs because of their tills

I only wanted to buy one thing (I'd forgotten during our weekly shop), I'll wait at the basket only checkout next time...

I say, 'girls, peanuts aren't illegal - there's no need to hide them under your top!'

London bus brunette.

You luckin at my pint?

If I've got it right, this geezer with the rod uses it to break open an old door, so the guys from Reservoir Dogs and Oxford chinless waltz in to listen to the head dame in long dress and tiara telling them the plans to rob everyone in the coming year. I think that's it

LOL Rembrow; best larf today.

Cheers, Rembrow - this now makes perfect sense to me.

Crab stinks.

... of fishy fingers.

La salade au sea urchin

Snyder and Snell

ant & dec (sorry)

Little & Large..

I might take it up again very soon if BT don't sort out the WHOLE village ( off line for a week) not due to sort it out until 24th ! No service ! Arrrrrrrgh !

Like your style - you have something to fall back on!

I'm a middle-aged borderline Bolshevik borderline alcoholic femininist with an unhealthy interest neo-Jacobinism . If that helps...

I was in Frome.

Sh1t, mate - you alright. I went there once but I think I got away with it - unless this is a dream and I'm still in a coma...

I know where my chaps are, must be the cold wind !

Someone is going to get into trouble here when SWMBO twigs what you have done!

yup, but it'll be too late by then... lovely market though

Don't forget to have a P4 you go!

Seagull! No such bird. Only Seagull iv'e heard of is an A4 Locomotive. Ok nobody likes a smart a**se

Sparrowhawk does taste a bit like pheasant to me...

They all taste like chicken in the end.

Assuming the locks haven't been changed by the time you get back...

Is the mess glue modroc copydex or ballast related?

...the cat has her own litter tray, why can't I ? (Only joking!) sawdust everywhere, well that's all the ply cut for my BB's. I will be making the dinner! Thank's for the advice. Cheers

ouch!, smokin' my friend.

Quack!

Brace

Cheers T

Have to be i-Player now, but thanks Tim, anyway.

A fascinating watch. Particularly liked the colliery incline film.

7.7 - how about a Martini as well, shaken, not stirred?

Eat a pine tree, works according to adverts

Do I get Carol Vorderman with that too?

Only John Major did that (allegedly)

I strongly recommend caution....

beat mine 2-1... I think...

Loose the whippets Smithers.

Get off my land!!

Get outta my cuntry.

Very tempting and five of your five-a-day!

Sorry to hear about the back.

I think I might have heard something about some guy prescribing liberal applications of the "Old Glen Mc Sozzle" (I'm not sure about the name).

Other "5-a-day" options are also available - based on pears - barley - and grapes.

Decisions ... decisions ... .

Thanks.

These are similar in some respects to my appeal for hangover cures from yesterday - could there be a connection?