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  1. I am NOT a butcher. The cheek of some people...

     

  2. I'm a grease spot already and it's getting hotter...

  3. 10lbs of sprouts just gone on to boil. Where has this year gone.

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Gas Mark 11

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They don't call his part of town the Windy City for nothing.

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Won't they boil dry by 25th December?

       

      Hope not, will have to keep topping the pan up :)

  4. 57 years ago tonight a young man may have said "Thank you Clearlake, we'll see you next year"

    1. M.I.B
    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Not to mention Richie Vallens, The Big Bopper, and the pilot. Also it's very close to Mason City Iowa and its electric locos.

  5. A young lady named Rhoda from Kirkburton is playing hard to get...

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      eh?

      I are from Radstock...

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      There, there, it could be worse, not much admittedly, but it could be worse.

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      No you're right, it could have been Norfolk, somewhere (anywhere)...

  6. And above all, be careful of the Tuscan Salami

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Boxcar Red or Boxcar Willy

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A half-empty bottle of drain cleaner

    3. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      Its supposed to be highly secret Bloodnock

  7. And I hollered "Don't look Ethel!!"

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      But it's too late.

    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Electric Train Heat Ex Locomotive

    3. ian

      ian

      They call him the streak, fastest thing on two feet.

  8. And I said "No, no a thousand times no! I'd rather see my life blood spillin' I'll sing anything, even God Save the King But I just won't sing any Bob Dylan!"

  9. And if they don't give us half a chance, Don't even give us a second glance

  10. And yes it's bl**dy raining again.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It's been raining on and off down here in Devon in a highly shower-like fashion. One might almost term the weather here as 'showery'.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Still nice here, might have chips for tea then catch some 'tourists'.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      How will you tell that their cork

      hasn't been popped?

  11. Apologises for any discomfort caused by his excessively loud shouting and cheers. That is all.

  12. Blimey this Lego Technic stuff is more complicated than P4 chassis ...

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      A very small mobile crane, which you seem to have to rotate various parts of in all directions. Finally completed with working worm drive lifting arm.

    3. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      First technic my boy built was bought for him by my cousin; a massive bulldozer! He stuck at it though through to completetion, 2 hrs combined work for me and him, it's about the only lego he hasn't broken up at a later date!

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      This one is tiny but caused intense pain!

      Picture here

      http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/98846-lunester-asylum/page-76#entry2183106

       

      I don't know how long it will take him to dismante!

  13. Blue Monday how I hate Blue Monday

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Bleh, I'm talkin Smiley Lewis 1954 version of Dave Bartholomew's tune. Also covered by some unknown called Fats Domino.

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      I think you mean New Order?

    4. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      DOH yeah ... it was early when I wrote Joy Division :-/

  14. Brain for sale. Never been out of original packaging. Professionally weathered. One careful owner.

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    2. Captain Kernow
    3. Tim Dubya
    4. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Hey hey, you can't use status updates for advertising g things for sale .... please use the buy and sell section ??

  15. Come on Yorkshire. Let's have the Lankies sorted ... 68-6 let's make it 7 :)

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Amusingly, my boys from Worcester beat the Tykes in the same comp last week, with 25 overs to spare, despite the fact that you had 6 imternationals and we had none :) Even more amusingly, most of the batting damage was done by our acting captain, who scored a rapid 60 after opening for the first time ever :) I did enjoy that :)

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      on the oche...

    4. waggy

      waggy

      84 all out, that's one hell of a result

  16. Davy's on the road again

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      I'm wearing different clothes again

    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Davy's turning handouts down to keep his pockets clean

       

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Great keyboard/Hammond breaks on this track.

  17. Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Trade Federation

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I catch mine on my tonsils and heave it left and right ...

       

    4. Welly

      Welly

      When I was a lad, I annoyed my Mum by leaving something more revolting than chewing gum on my bedpost!

  18. Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life

  19. Ee by gum! Black Pudding Bertha!

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      She's the queen of northern soul !!!

  20. England 600 - 5 I may have to go and lie down in a darkened room

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Landmark score. Brilliant!

    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Is this some kind of darts match?

    3. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      Its definitely not a bladder-kicking match by that score.

  21. Family Tree Maker has encountered a problem and has to close.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Do you have relatives in Norfolk as well, Tim?

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      ... quite possibly, they'd need to be able to count their toes though

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Life was hard in Leasingham 200 years ago. Long wait for the next train to Peterborough...

  22. Farewell Elm Tree, me old pal me old beauty

  23. feels like winding people up today ...

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I want MORPHINE ...

       

       

       

       

       

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      This is where a Boris is useful....

    4. HeeleyBridge
  24. From the dew soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Tim! You've gone all KINKY!!

    3. Tim Dubya
    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I met her in a club down in old Soho

      Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

      C-O-L-A cola.

      She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

      I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

      L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

  25. Gawd, ow much longer befre this ruddy bnk holiday is over? I'm bored out of my brain. Beer O'clock...

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