Mallard60022

It wasn't me

Yes I know.......

But how do you know? I wouldn't take my own word for it...

So are you neither confirming nor denying that your cider (or ale) may or may not have gone flat (or round), as the case may (or may not) be (or not be)?

Probably

poor thing, she's had a cold... could turn into pneumonia and that would be a shame

Doncha mean, "Donald (Ducky), where's ya troosers"?

You are all bonkers......

Ya shouldnae be lookin'

Music to slit your throat by! Did enjoy Royal Blood though.

Agree !

Mine cost £18, that was a long time ago...

I'd blame the Hungry Caterpillar

Aha!! Now you know how it feels like. I'm still missing that Alan Gibson LMS Crab kit.

Ah, no problems Horse, I have just found my Lima Crab and you can have that instead.

Going to play with Tornado over the Bank Hol weekend

Lucky ###

That will be 55007 Pinza on way to the Nene Valley Railway for the East Coast revival weekend.

OMD, Tears for fears, Associates, Talk Talk, ah, those were the days...

Quite interesting time musically. However, the fashions were a bit#####

May 1982. Elland Road, Leeds. Heart, Teardrop Explodes, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, then Queen! All for six of the finest British Pounds! Bargain!

I always liked getting the Series 1 Quacking Duck as a present.

Got a big box full!

They really do cut it even today.

Excellent mouldings. I suspect the rather expensive frame/chassis for the Gurad's van would look very good but I'm a simple man and the look of the original will do me once enhanced. There rae some great pics on this Web Forum.

deafening here!

One of the few reasons to ever want to go to Glasto. And JD McPherson too this weekend.

No 1 son and family there; probably last holiday (?) together as my 'little' Grandson is off to Uni.

Nicloa.....?

Anyone fancy forming a new national party called "None Of The Above"?

Or perhaps almost all the above, but leaving one out.....but who?

'Say somethin' funny...'

Scary...(!)

Apologies but it was thundering here when I wrote this unusual song lyric.....

Bet Boris has got one.

Undoubtedly and with batteries.......

I can't be trusted with a bicycle pump!!

Sounds like a great yarn to me!

Its not Boris again is it ?

As opposed to spider webs on my models-not kidding.

That funny I work with a bunch of grown up kids as well.

Repeat after me: "it's only a job. it's not a career. it's only a job..." Deep breaths. People come in all shapes and sizes, likewise their brains.

smile&wave boys smile&wave.....

sparkler?

Blue touch paper and stand clear ?

Can I second Beast's suggestion?

There's plenty here. Do you want some. Problem is they are going rather fast and make take some catching?!

like Bob said its blowin in the wind

'In the shower....'LOL.

My wind is coming from the west and at hight speed :-) perhaps that's why there is not much rain here as it must have been dumped on the Dales/Pennines and/or blown to bits on its' way here!!!!

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That's two lots!

Lucky so and so. Had to make do with a stealth Duchess thingy elsewhere in S Yorks

It was a bit late but thus was going at full tilt through Botany bay Xing; very nice and very different. Now for a cuppa and bikki and then out for another one at 14.00ish. 34046 returns this evening and I want to see it slippy slip slipping up Gamston....yummy.

It also depends on whether the tide is in or out.

It also depends on whether the tide is in or out.

I thought as much....thanks.

You don't need a bottom then Trebor?

Nope, already got one and I am sitting on it...

LOL

31 in Acton and Ealing.

Betty swollocks Selby this pm!

Train packed to scarbourgh today,was a tad hot.

In my house if you want to get rid of cookies, leave them on the table

Anyone see Miranda's biscuit blizzard on TV?!

if you

delete your internet history and log in again. there was an update over xmas and it has caused issues to some people

Well done all. I still can't quite get my head around the number of casualties. Utter folly.

I was at the Chorley Pals Memorial statue for just after 7. Incomprehensible the loss of life and the numbers of those injured.

They announced this at Victoria station and invited all people to observe two minutes silence....then immediately made a platform announcement - Doh!!

There are no Virgins on the West Coast...........

Oh dear, should I really ask you how you know *that*? oO ;-)

Sorry old bean, I do not quite get your drift (nose grows very long at this point - yes I said nose.....)

Nice car, although their beard's could do with a trim

no

Oh er misses! Almost as good a video as Addicted to Love but with beards.