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Glad the ointment worked

It wasn't the Horwich variety was it?

Luckily no.

Father's runner beans will flourish in the Spring.

The cunning duck knows the lie of the sandwich

White Hawk calling, etc.

Remember the cod wars and our Frigates being ramed

The French are demonstrating!! Now that's unusual. Did they place burning tyres on the centre circle.

LOL Non monsewer, we just burned our agreements for Border Controls at Calais.

If you'd rather not have the Freedom of Haverfordwest, I might be able to arrange it for another town?

Oh God, we're never going to hear the end of this now.

Pop some cheese on a slice of bread and slam it under the grill and your Welsh. Lechyd da.

You could then be granted the Freedom of Haverfordwest.

Well done all. I still can't quite get my head around the number of casualties. Utter folly.

I was at the Chorley Pals Memorial statue for just after 7. Incomprehensible the loss of life and the numbers of those injured.

They announced this at Victoria station and invited all people to observe two minutes silence....then immediately made a platform announcement - Doh!!

[Vulcan_mode]It is a morbidly fascinating development currently in progress.[/Vulcan_mode]

invade? he's been here for years, waiting in Belgravia isn't he?

I suspect a lock approaching so let's make it a good one....

Good day at the office.

£50,000 for getting beaten by him! I don't charge...

Nice work if you can get it.

And a plague of frogs - ah, no - got it!

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I'm worried about my models, when they come for me

Yep Glastonbury was an excellent experience the first time I went !

I never really thought about that. I suspect Glasto this year will be a good place to escape. For next year there will be farmers all over the place trying to arrange festivals on their land.

war with France on the cards then Ducks?

Russia more likely matey.

Stop wearing lipstick then Ducky !

I'm just wondering what grooming products you use.

shower in a tin

self-preservation

Top Answer. >?)

sadly i think the result was a bit inevitable after the post Christmas decline.

It's surprising how often one of the play off teams 'doesn't turn up' on the day

Exactly. Sadly it was 'us'.

I meant what I said

And I said what I meant….

An elephant’s faithful

One hundred per cent!

Firefighter Sam....big bully seemingly.

Nothing to do with Dr Seuss then...

ONE FISH TWO FISH RED FISH BLUE FISH

Oh me! Oh my!

Oh me! Oh my!

What a lot of funny things go by.

Worrier Princess

Lucy Lawless has great......potential

Lawless - makes sense Boris...

Fell at the death...bah! Congratulations to Plymouth however.

For a minute there Phil I thought you had scored JA's Phone Number.

First train thru' Seaton Junc... ah, I see not. Just yet.

C'mon Ian, sing along now. It's one of The Rutles' Greatest Hits.

"All You Need Is Cash" being my favourite 'work' of theirs

Mr Horse you really do pick em.

Couldn't you coax them away from the carpet monster?

Thanks for that. They were 'stored' by me then moved by SWMBO! Does that explain?

WHAT? your Met has a window? ours doesn't I think they do the each way bet every time they come out with things.

God I remember the days when we had amateur weather forecaster Bill Foggitt. He used to read things like seaweed.

watch out where the huskies go... don't you eat that yellow snow!