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  1. Mallard60022

    Eldest son involved in serious car crash. OK thank goodness, however it is a fine line between OK and something not to even be considered.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Best wishes and glad he's alright, hope everything gets sorted out OK.

    3. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      Hope you all get over the inevitable shock ok. Take care over any delayed reactions. Wish you all well.

    4. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      Yikes! Glad to hear it wasn't worse. I guess you never stop being a parent...

  2. Mallard60022

    Eldest son involved in serious car crash. OK thank goodness, however it is a fine line between OK and something not to even be considered.

  3. Mallard60022

    Is thinking of CK as I am cooking two massive GF bangers (Lincolnshire style).

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Very nice, Herr Doktor von Quacksdorf.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      I had a similar thought about the two poached eggs earlier !

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I have to report that said bangers were luverly.

       

  4. Mallard60022

    Just spotted a Deltic, L.E. south through Retford. No idea which one and it wasn't a ghost.

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    2. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      Going to play with Tornado over the Bank Hol weekend

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Lucky ###

    4. Black 5 Bear

      Black 5 Bear

      That will be 55007 Pinza on way to the Nene Valley Railway for the East Coast revival weekend.

  5. Mallard60022

    Don't mess with Ms Adams of 36A.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Ernie he's the fastest milkman in the west

    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      We'll have to look out then.

  6. Mallard60022

    Is watching with interest, but also huge disappointment, the men's beach Volleyball. They are not wearing mankinis; I feel cheated.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Is the Battle of the Bulge on Dave ?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Budgy Smugglers on UK Gold.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A pot of overcooked broccoli.

  7. Mallard60022

    Just been to see 'The Floyd Effect' (Pink Floyd Tribute band). If you are of the generation then you need to see this band. It was bloody amazing and I am just buzzing.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      How'd they manage to cook, eat and drink whilst playing ? Oops misread it .... Again !

  8. Mallard60022

    Most beautiful sunset colours here at 36E this evening.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Could be worse, could be Moonies !

    2. big jim

      big jim

      ive just posted a pic in my colas thread of the sunset over donny

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Thanks matey. Spectacular wasn't it?

  9. Mallard60022

    What a nice play on R4. Poetry in Motion.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      DuckWatch.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Ah, not Pond Life then.

    4. sigtech

      sigtech

      Also by Johnny Tillotson (1960) - good song....

  10. Mallard60022

    What a nice play on R4. Poetry in Motion.

  11. Mallard60022

    I'm very very sad now. Postman Pat has died today.

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      And Mrs Mangel!

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      What will happen to his cat?

    4. Trog

      Trog

      It will probably get a job delivering Junk Mail for the Post Office.

  12. Mallard60022

    Liking Portillo's US journeys.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Docu on New Zealand ain't bad either !

  13. Mallard60022

    I see that Air Fungus are moving out.

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Powered by Bogies

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Owned by one.....................

  14. Mallard60022

    Am totally pi##ed off that I have been banned from the Olympic Games.

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    2. flyingsignalman

      flyingsignalman

      I thought you'd be over the moon (or at least feeling high! )

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I'll miss ya in the Tiddly Winks face off.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The news is that the IOC were too intimidated to ban you, so have fudged it by getting your chosen sport to do the dirty work instead.....

  15. Mallard60022

    Is enjoying winding people up on the local Town farcebrook page

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Oh! Yea Oh! Yea ! Ar$e

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Antisocial media at its finest.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      LOLs.

  16. Mallard60022

    Someone is moaning because their model box smells..................

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Too much info Porcy.

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      A SWMBO?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      That's too clever for RMWeb.....................

  17. Mallard60022

    Had a big fanny going in the bedroom last evening. Very cooling.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I believe it is a 'popular resort for Brits on the binge'. Just a few miles away is true Turkey and proper holiday peace (well there was).

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Marmaris: the Turkish Benidorm.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Really? Gee that's hideous.

  18. Mallard60022

    At last I am cooling down.

    1. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      You won't tomorrow!

    2. Market65

      Market65

      27 - 30C tomorrow.

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Roast Duck?

  19. Mallard60022

    I'm sad. The world seems to be going mad.

    1. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Not wrong, Ducky. Sad times.

    2. Guest

      Guest

      I think "went" would fit more suitably. Though that would imply that it was at some point, sane.

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Nil carbarundrum ilagitamie.

      Don't let the barstuards grind you down or words to that effect!

  20. Mallard60022

    The darling buds of May...........

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      May Day! May Day!

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      May the Lord have mercy on our souls (oh fish again).

  21. Mallard60022

    I was reasonably unflustered until about 18.00 and then I looked in the cabinet............................

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Bloody heck lad that be prophetic

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      So, there's a Rudd in the Cabinet, and it's not Kevin.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      At least there isn't a Crab. Could there be a Flounder?

  22. Mallard60022

    Anybody fancy buying Treneglos with me (and maybe a couple of others)?

  23. Mallard60022

    Referendum revenge? Beware the Spanish Plume.

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Gorro de ducha.

      and absolutely no dosh.

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      I had that once. I put it down to a dodgy paella.

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Spanish Plume? Caught in Magaluf? ;)

  24. Mallard60022

    XTC. the only performers on TOTP 1982 this evening that I actually liked at the time.

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    2. tractionman

      tractionman

      OMD, Tears for fears, Associates, Talk Talk, ah, those were the days...

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Quite interesting time musically. However, the fashions were a bit#####

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      May 1982. Elland Road, Leeds. Heart, Teardrop Explodes, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, then Queen! All for six of the finest British Pounds! Bargain!

  25. Mallard60022

    Another one bites the dust; Govesagonner.

    1. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Just a pity he couldn't Bermuda triangle style go, along with Hunt.

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      True.

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