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  1. Can anyone tell me when the new Trans pennine Units start running (tests on the actual route)? thanks

    1. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Loco+coaches in Czech Rep. for testing, some Hitachis on a slow boat from Japan... may be a while, and the new trains aren't for South TP through Donny anyway.

    2. Mallard60022
    3. newbryford

      newbryford

      Did someone say that the south got new trains AFTER the north....?

  2. How come I've been waiting over two years to get my hip sorted?

  3. Well boll0cked Mr. Speaker...........

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      It's our Boris again is it!

    2. Two_sugars
    3. bgman

      bgman

      All well and good but they'll be kissing' n cuddling' again tomorrow and no one will care !

  4. Top notch drama on R4 this week @ 14.15.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Interesting. Anything following the Archers has to be top notch, though.

    2. Mallard60022
    3. bgman

      bgman

      I'd like another top notch on my belt please !

  5. It's snowing again at Minehead.

    1. Regularity

      Regularity

      It’s snowing outside mine.

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Lots of Slush puppies will be happy !

    3. truffy

      truffy

      That's got to have made Minehead bordering on interesting....if it wasn't for the fact that it's snowing elsewhere in the UK.

  6. Red weather, Yellow weather......

    1. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      I've been looking out for all this yellow snow they've been on about on the Met Orifice weather warnings.

    2. cheesysmith

      cheesysmith

      remember, don`t eat yellow snow

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Red from Russia, Yellow from ?

      I'll post a picture later when I come in !

  7. Bow, bow, you lower middle classes.......

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    2. Alister_G
    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Are the Lower Middle Classes all playing stringed instruments, then?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Nah, Rees Mogg putting us straight.

  8. An124 at Finningly today.

    1. flapland

      flapland

      Light weight, you really need the AN 225. Almost as good as my mates spotting a Warship and Western at Mills Hill in the 80's

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      You mean it's not frightened of snow? Must be Russian still.

  9. An124 at Finningly today.

  10. RIP Tinky Winky; Simon Barnes at only 52. Tragic.

  11. I have just heard a Killer Whale that sounds more sensible than many posters on RMWeb.

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      Ican say clearly all the words the whale can.. But no one has yet fed me fish for doing so.

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      There'll be talking ducks next, Donald...

    4. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      What scale does it model?

  12. Blizzard ahoy.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      I believe its been called "Eddie" Blizzard cos it can swing in any direction !

    2. The Stationmaster
  13. Hard Sun......blimey, what a grim Drama that is.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Because its happening to THEM, not you!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      That's what happens if you read that particular sort of newspaper, I just can't manage to get past page 3 which is usually a drama on its own !

    4. Horsetan
  14. Class 73 on the Sleeper at Rannoch Moor? I never knew that happened.

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Well they have class 73 bodies, but different engines etc

    3. davefrk

      davefrk

      Been happening for a while now.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Ah, I suspected the innards must have been upgraded. Looks weird though.

      Phil

  15. Tiny tentacles...............

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Sorry I'll do my zip up !

    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      "Parma Violets"

       

      7g e

       

       

  16. Sigrid is 21 but to me looks about 13. I must be getting very old.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Must eat more Swedes :))

    2. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      I can't tell because of the drool....

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      "I had a dream about her last night"

      "Did you ? "

      " No she wouldn't let me !"

  17. Trumpton.

    1. SHMD
    2. vaughan45
    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Pugh, Pugh. Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub. And then came the Riots against Wiggy's visit.

  18. Bachman has gone to sleep whilst Hornby continues to twitch periodically.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Tazers can be useful when used correctly

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      According to the Hattons project page, Bachmann have models announced 5 years ago that have not ventured beyond the CAD stage...

    3. allan downes

      allan downes

      The wat the hobby is going both will end up buried side by side.

  19. I really fancy some salted Cashews..........

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Nahhh - almost as bad as salted caramel.

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Saw some the other day on a tv screen, sadly is was during an Endoscopy

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      better then during a Colonoscopy :)

  20. Breath of fresh air? My a###!

  21. Everyone needs a bos#m for a pillow.

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    2. big jim

      big jim

      Muhammad rupe....45, Lapa mangeshca.....45, furguson mono.....45, asha bosley.....45

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Excellent. Thank you Radio 2.

    4. adb968008

      adb968008

      Did they ever make more than 1 song ?

  22. Sir Andrew York?

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    2. ian

      ian

      Perhaps we should all nominate him. I wonder if the gov.uk website could cope with 32,000 nominations?

    3. BoD

      BoD

      I wonder if he ever signs into a hotel as Andrew York they wonder if Fergie is with him.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is that right? Has he really been knighted?

  23. Congrats to Network Rail Euston for providing the homeless with food and some essential goods. What a bloody fine gesture.

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    2. Re6/6
    3. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      That's good to hear. A fantastic gesture that hopefully others might follow.

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Shouldn't have to happen in the "6th wealthiest land in the world", but maximum respect for those who have facilitated this.

  24. Congrats to Network Rail Euston for providing the homeless with food and some essential goods. What a bloody fine gesture.

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