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  1. Mallard60022

    Christmas can start now; Kings is underway.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      OK, that's alright then. Thanks for the tip, Senor Duckydiddlydoo and a Feliz Navidad to you, too.

    2. DavidR

      DavidR

      Wonderful sound (as usual).

    3. Black 5 Bear

      Black 5 Bear

      Classic FM is also worth listening to, very seasonal.

  2. Mallard60022

    I've already 'made' my new passport. What's all the fuss about?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Oh yes.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I say, Duckington-Smythe, surely you are aware that P4 passports can only be issued with the express permission of the Central Committee?

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      There's a secret cache of S4 pisspots somewhere....

  3. Mallard60022

    Blue, my ar$£.

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    2. thaddeus

      thaddeus

      always thought they were black, or, like priests fake socks very, very dark blue

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I like jokes like that !

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      What you lot on about? I was referring to my bottom being frozen after cycling, due to the weather!

  4. Mallard60022

    BBC Radio 4 'The Untold'; one of the better offerings and so well presented.

  5. Mallard60022

    Film 4 Chanel 15 about 50 minutes left of THE TRAIN

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      fanx

  6. Mallard60022

    Someone has bent my Trombone........

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      It's meant to be bent. If it wasn't it would be 20 yards long.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Reminded me of a nativity play, 50+ years ago, prior to curtains opening a big yelp from stage... Archangel Gabriel .. "You've trod on me bloody trumpet"

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Has anybody seen my camel?

  7. Mallard60022

    Cats In Space; opening for Quo. Interesting sound.

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      even betterer comrade:

       

      https://www.facebook.com/catsonsynthesizersinspace/

    2. great central

      great central

      Why did I think of this when I read the first bit of the OP??

  8. Mallard60022

    Southern Pride Models. An oft overlooked source of excellent items?

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      cheers, Dr Quackenstein, I shall have to have a goosy at their web site (my babber).

  9. Mallard60022

    I see the Warley Show thread is hotting up; what is it with some folk?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I have decided to pi##people off on that thread as I'm suffereing from Black Arse Friday Blues

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Loada Carbolicks in my opinion

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Yup.

  10. Mallard60022

    Pah! Missed 46100 on the ECML this morning.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Probably.

    3. Regularity

      Regularity

      Did they build that many class 46s?

    4. Northroader

      Northroader

      Wasn’t it at Southall weds. a.m.?

  11. Mallard60022

    Na lyubuyu russkuyu sekretnuyu sluzhbu chitayut eto ... otryvayutsya.

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      ASCII - a Russian donkey?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh

      Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!

       

      Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov

       

      Yediny, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I've left it in the car, but it should be ok.

  12. Mallard60022

    Anyyone wanting to get some Warwells can get some inspiration from this site https://www.flickr.com/photos/brianews/albums/72157627008284776/page1

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Someone gave me that link along with Paul B's but this bloke has thousands of pics, not all of Wells of course.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I do like the one with Dennis on it.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      There are some with Mini the Minx too.

  13. Mallard60022

    Arseteroid alert................

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Creme de menthe :)

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Creme de meths more like

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      TMI!!!!

  14. Mallard60022

    Just had flu jab and is now getting flu....that's not what I wanted.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      That's not meant to happen, is it?

    2. DougN

      DougN

      Is it the Australian flu? You know most things in Australia are deadly!

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      That's why I give it a miss.

  15. Mallard60022

    Calm, my ar#e!

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      So are you neither confirming nor denying that your cider (or ale) may or may not have gone flat (or round), as the case may (or may not) be (or not be)?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Probably

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      poor thing, she's had a cold... could turn into pneumonia and that would be a shame ;)

       

  16. Mallard60022

    Best delivery of a P45 for a long while.......

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I liked the personal touch. I'm used to being escorted from the building by security.

      Nevermind

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Isn't P45 the dead-scale variant of European "O"?

    4. Il Grifone

      Il Grifone

      :)
  17. Mallard60022

    Activate? WTF is that all about? What a ĺoad of bo#####s.

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I prefer that Utterly Nutterly myself.

       

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      "Let the wars begin!"

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Nowt to do with the bot wars thing but far, far more sinister.

  18. Mallard60022

    No, I don't know what you mean Mrs........

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Elephant & Castle, stick it up yer...

    2. bgman

      bgman

      To be frank I never understood 'em either !

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I think I may have some cider for my tea in an attempt to understand them...

  19. Mallard60022

    I am still alive.

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    2. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      He's Stayin' Alive and in Greece.

      Phil, are you John Travolta ?

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Excellent news.

    4. Northroader

      Northroader

      It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

  20. Mallard60022

    has just worked out it nwas 05/02 1966 when I was hauled by 45101 as my last actual BR steam haulage from Man Vic to Bolton Trinity St.

    1. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      I was rapidly appraching my first birthday on the 10th....

    2. manna

      manna

      I thought to myself, that's a class 45, a Diesel, then I remembered those LMS thing's

  21. Mallard60022

    Did I really hear someone say total eclipse of the arse?

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      I think it was by Ben Dover ?

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      See youtube "literal" version of Tyler's video:

    4. sharris

      sharris

      That's when the moon is in front of Uranus.

  22. Mallard60022

    How does it feel......?

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    2. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Well,the Earth moved for me ...

    3. Psiborg

      Psiborg

      To treat me like you do

    4. bgman

      bgman

      With or without gloves ? Much nicer without :)

  23. Mallard60022

    OK, I own up. In over 45 years of work I never earned more than the 'average wage' so stick that in your book of facts.

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      My GTN's not an oikment,but a spray

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      some people earn more in one year than I will earn in a lifetime.

    4. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      "get paid more in a year" is probably more like it. Few actually earn the big money.

  24. Mallard60022

    Just a bit of advice; don't drop a Stanley Knife with open blade, on one's foot when wearing no shoes. Don't ask!

  25. Mallard60022

    Will Self....says it like it is.

    1. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      Don't always agree, but today - Agree

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