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  1. Mallard60022

    Just had a snow warning from the Met Office for Northants. Are they looking out of the window?

  2. Mallard60022

    I've always supported Leicester City......yes, I really have, honestly I have.

    1. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      MRS4479 now supports them - and she doesn't even like football!

    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Welton Rovers!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Kettering Comets.

  3. Mallard60022

    Sunday 1st May, 20.00 C4, Paul Merton's Secret Stations.

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    2. farren

      farren

      He could tell you. But he would have to kill you afterwards.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Quite like the look of that series.

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Worth a watch eh ?

  4. Mallard60022

    Flight Centre prices.............naughty.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Gonna buy myself some cans and sprout my own wings after that !

  5. Mallard60022

    ITV (Ch 3) Robsosn Green and Flying Scotsman tomorrow evening @ 21.00

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Saw him filming this last July at Grosmont. Kept expecting A fishing rod to appear out of his bag...

       

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Ta mate

  6. Mallard60022

    Oh dear, who is next?

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      It's been an unbelievably bad year so far.

    2. Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Dr Gerbil-Fritters

      Yes, a real shock. My wife's age...

    3. nomisd

      nomisd

      You turn on the telly and every other story is tellin' you somebody died

  7. Mallard60022

    Dennis the Menace :)

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      and Gnasher

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Just Dandy !

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The Beast of Dodgies everywhere.

  8. Mallard60022

    A big can of worms.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      cooking on ya own can be fun !

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A bouquet of broad beans.

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Yay! Mr Duck is taking us fishing!

  9. Mallard60022

    Just seen a party p broadcast on ITV, using 5 year old kids at the start. Best laugh I've had for bl**dy months. Oh, this is not a political statement, just an update of how I feel.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      I'm voting for the children !

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      It was brilliant!!!

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I thought the 5 year olds were actually better than the real thing. I loved their facial expressions..

  10. Mallard60022

    Just seen a party broadcast using 5 year old kids at the start. Best laugh I've had for bl**dy months.

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Ah, the Greens one. Yep, kinda nails the whole thing. :-)

  11. Mallard60022

    getting a bit fed up with the rude and rather smug people who seem to be 'invading' a lot of threads at the moment. Doesn't include myself as I'm just rude.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Grow old maybe. Grow up? Nevahhh! You can take away my life but you can never take my model railway.

       

       

      I know - tae my pills...

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What's a 'pathetic fan boy?'

    4. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      A not very effective punkawallah

  12. Mallard60022

    I want to grow Vanilla as I could not live without my ice cream.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      I've got a clotted cream plant for that !

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Have you got a tropical climate up your way - thought not, so no hope as it needs that sort of climate.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      It was the BBC R4 April Fool at 05.45 today I'm sorry to say. Growing Vanilla in Kendal.

  13. Mallard60022

    Fight, fight, fight. We want blood, we want bullhead, we want blood etc

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    2. 70b

      70b

      I thought the Christ comment was so superb, I choked in my tea

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Yea.

    4. Ravenser

      Ravenser

      This time its quite definitely not my fault....

  14. Mallard60022

    Yesterday I was asking for a baccy Grange tender. That is because I am an ar$e. However I do soooooo need a Baccy Hall Body; BR not modified.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Is that like wacky baccy?

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Hopefully not - nobody wants this to go up in a puff of smoke.

  15. Mallard60022

    Izzard is just amazing.................

    1. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      Yep...hat well and truly doffed to EI...

  16. Mallard60022

    I just hate trying to work out IRJ positions, probably 'cause I'm dim.

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    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      Interior rectal jerk-off?

      (Ask Boris for a translation)

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Irish Railway Journal.

    4. KalKat

      KalKat

      Ah.... tried following a rail - then see if it hits another but opposite Ve ?

  17. Mallard60022

    I just hate trying to work out IRJ positions, probably 'cause I'm dim.

  18. Mallard60022

    It's nearly 6 p.m. and it isn't dark....yea.

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    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Its 10 past 6 here on the east coast and its pitch black here

    3. farren

      farren

      I'd put the lights back on. Don't want you falling over anything

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      YAY!

  19. Mallard60022

    It's half past 4 and it is not dark.....yea.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      The Edwinstowe Ear Sucker doesn't come out until it's dark.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      It's the Tuxford tittilator I'm concerned about

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      8.37 and all's well. BONG!

  20. Mallard60022

    Listen to me. No Pyjamas on this Forum if you please....

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      NUDDY BORIS!!!!

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The Lighthouse at the End of the World

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Horseradish sauce

  21. Mallard60022

    RIP Mr Worsly. True grit.........

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      another far too young...

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      That is very sad news.

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      A brave man. So close to achieving his goal-RIP

  22. Mallard60022

    Ground Control to Major Tim...........

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    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Hope all goes well.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There's a Sharman

      Waiting in the sky

      You know she'd like to help you

      But nobody knows why...

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      better

  23. Mallard60022

    Donovan can no longer sing very well.

    1. farren

      farren

      Nope!

  24. Mallard60022

    We can be heroes............

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ashes to ashes

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      ...just for one day.

  25. Mallard60022

    Hands up who thinks Andy Y's new pic looks like Mr Potato man!

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    2. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      I knew his brother Richard.

    3. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      No, he actually is Mr Potato Head.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Haverfordwest

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