Jump to content
 

Northroader

RMweb Premium
  • Posts

    6,910
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Updates posted by Northroader

  1. Wake me up when Hornby announce their 7mm range.

    1. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      be nice if they did, maybe wake Heljan up and stop them re-releasing the same kit at inflated prices LOL

    2. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Did you miss the announcement in 1920?

  2. They entered the stable, and there was great rejoicing, for it would take a 6 x 4

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      And shepherds abiding in the fields, watching their flocks by night, brought some lambs down to place upon the hillsides.

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      But they were no longer small and far away

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      And three kings came bearing gifts, Bachmann, Hornby and Lima ...

  3. The angel said “Fear not, Mary, enter CV384 on your decoder for cattle lowing effect”

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      And lo! They were sore deafened until the angel shouted "Set CV171 to 2!"

  4. Wise Men came from the East, saying “where is this loco? that we may copy it”

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. 60021 Pen-y-Ghent

      60021 Pen-y-Ghent

      The wise men came from Yorkshire - it says they came from the East Riding, on camels.

    3. adb968008

      adb968008

      I thought you were going to say...

       

      Three wise men from Yorkshire came, saw valuable gifts and took them away

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      That sounds more like "wise GUYS".

       

      Joking aside, I can understand a bunch of guys making a pilgrimage to Swindon or Gloucester.

       

      A number of members of this site could confirm they knew how to build locos there (and railcars / DMUs).

  5. There were modellers abiding in their sheds, watching their trains by night.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. ian

      ian

      ...at Paddington. All change please.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Marmelade sandwiches extea....

    4. sem34090

      sem34090

      Peruvian Bears compulsory for families by the name of Brown.

  6. How in hell can we vote for any of that lot?? They’re all so b***** good!!

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Easy. They have to be very pretty.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      But beauty is in the eye of the beholder...er... that's you and me, Oh, Heck!!!

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      Where's all the cake gone?

  7. Could we get Colonel Stephens to build HS2?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Argos

      Argos

      Agreed but once we put spades in the ground we still can't deliver to time and budget.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Spades? How archaic!

       

       

    4. Argos

      Argos

      not really, the term is used to indicate start of construction. The spade is still in every day use the last time I looked.

  8. Gendarmes, eh??

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Lap it up! It's the only hot flavour in France.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      That a particularly fierce brand of cigarettes?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Have you been interested in the French law and order authorities for a while, then?

  9. No wonder there’s no model Railways in the Sahara

    1. 47164

      47164

      Have they destert..ed the area !

    2. manna

      manna

      Surprising, as it's the worlds biggest sand pit.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Agreed. The expansion gaps would be horrendous!

  10. Going to slice my loaf on a plank.

  11. Thanks for upping the memory, guys, I can forget lots more now.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Always seeing the glass half full, eh? :-D

  12. That Troy play, all the folks in it have been called after Broad guage engines.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      The Classics!

       

      None of this mucking about with racehorses!

       

      Ummm....

    3. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      I just love broad gooayj!

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      The Great western gets everywhere, and that Priam/Alexander bloke definitely didn't take the great way round.

  13. Nice trip down memory lane in March BRM

  14. Trip on the KESR - magic!

  15. That twerp banging on about his clock is ticking, he wants to try building a model railway.

  16. Do you come here often?

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. bgman

      bgman

      No because the train don't stop there on a Friday.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      The pasta is good but skip the prawns.

    4. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Sorry for the mess.

       

  17. England- Argentina, enthralling game of rugby!

    1. mike morley

      mike morley

      Better than the Lions match, I'd say!

  18. Oops! I've knocked a buffer off.

    1. bgman
    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Some people knock off banks?

    3. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      That's odd.

      As I have Buffed a knocker off.

  19. Thanks to the GLOSGOG guys at Hardwicke for putting on a decent little show today.

  20. There's an 8BA nut on the carpet..somewhere

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. halsey

      halsey

      or .......... drag a long steel ruler across it and wait for the "ping"

    3. roy h

      roy h

      remove your shoes and socks and walk about youll find it in no time.

    4. 60159

      60159

      Carpets are full of such tiny modelling items which become strangely invisible even when down on hands and knees. Tie a piece of porous material (say a discarded female item) over the end of your vacuum cleaner open nozzle, switch on and traverse the carpet. Many wonderful things will be picked up!

  21. Cor blimey! Launceston Castle wiv a steamboat hooter!

    1. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Smokebox number too.

  22. Cor blimey! Launceston Castle win a steamboat hooter!

  23. Would it be possible to chop a gronk into a pregroup steamer???

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Gary I thought a project like that would have been right up your street, unfortunately for me the Caley weren't big on outside frame locos

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Wouldn't the chimney be out of gauge?

    4. BlueLightning

      BlueLightning

      Honestly Steve, I really want to. I just can't think of anything to make out of one

  24. Which t*t put Scotland in pink shirts??? Scotland in PINK??? Come on...

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. rembrow

      rembrow

      'pink don't stink' was the catchprase for a 50s brand of paraffin-it stunk

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      They go down so often, why not dress them as girls?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Well, they are independent players in their own right.

  25. Now where in hell did I put the fixing screws for that diesel?

    1. Yorkshire Square

      Yorkshire Square

      Possibly hiding in the motor? ;)

×
×
  • Create New...