Of course he doesnt, was done by one of Irelands foremost modellers, as part of Accurascales April 1st Joke and Noel sings this modellers praises elsewhere when he sees the work produced by the person who created the Joke Model, an April 1st Joke which gave us a good laugh. You need a laugh every so often whether its a funny model or people getting all high and mighty about a Joke model
Think about it, it was an April Fool Windup, Lurpa Loof, Là na Gocaireachd, 'gowking day', or Là Ruith na Cuthaige.......... You know it was a Joke right, to give people a good Laugh, myself included. At least the model was the correct length and not compromised
The Joke worked anyway, plenty of people fooled, not at least yourself Noel. I hear theres another Irish modellers survey being planned