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I wonder can you volunteer some one?

Opt for an anon cremation in a cardboard coffin. Very cheap. Undertakers don't promote this service....

At least they know you're still alive...

Worksop is not a place in Notts that one might want to be in. Try Newark or Retford. (Retford is inexpensive)

The less desirable the location the cheaper the housing stock.

If you come to Notts do live in Bunny. Lovely Village....silly name.

Sweet!

another case of "Protect & Survive" then.

Turnip tarts

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All depends when your day starts and ends, yesterday didn't finish til 1 this morning so today started at 9.

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I always understood that that was part of their job

Finding a rancid old sausage from last year at the bottom of your duffel bag, just when the buffet has closed.

You can already get them brand new and fresh at the shops.

Wringing out a Cuba-Libre from my underpants.

It's just not going in for you, is it? :-D

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If all else fails, do it the way your wife/mother/gf told you in the first place

Yorkshire Airways! Eh!Up!

Bad Robot! Bad!

Is it a Ford Galaxy?

You cut it up. Don't you remember.

The quickest way to find something is to replace it.

Either as DM says or under the unstarted pile.

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my little un has put it on his christmas list, he wont be getting it thats for sure, think i can stretch to ecto1 for his birthday

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Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself....

Is this the story about the close friends Vladimyr Bakeoff and Anton Danceoff who run away to White City to make their fortunes?

You are now...25th...in the queue....

You were about to pay me back that fiver you owe me.

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Pies

Pork pies

It could only be a veg curry for me.

Parp Parp

But how long will it stay in your tummy...and how much damage will it do on the way out??

I was going to wash the car, but it looks a bit unnecessary now....

Its to cut down the risk of dust storms.

Boastgusters.

118 118

for a Pizza

.....and which supermarket cracker did that come out of?

I think I might steal that one!

The old ones are still the best!

Bring Back British Comedy....

"Oh Doctor Beeching"?

Note the instant interest from Mr Horse!

Just had part of mine welded back on too, no affordable spares for mine, expensive business!

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Lots of bigP's then!

I suspect that a number of people might be doing more sampling - followed by very thorough quality control testing - on Friday.

Oh yes Friday... Work breakup... Tummy still not right!

Have you lost the will to LIVE