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Hopefully you've still got the money to emigrate....

Two utter buffoons. One academically clever turncoat the other well...a dangerous ignoramus. Let's hope that the US electorate doesn't elect a reality star.

Could also lead to the island of Ireland becoming a full 32-County republic if Sinn Fein get their way #tal32

I had a dream. Well what do expect with eating cheese at bedtime.

Will we have to negotiate 27 seperate song contests?

British Cheese manufacturer emi-grates to Monaco with profits and pension fund.

Black cheese - I'm not quite sure if that would be edible

Quite nice actually. I had some recently.

http://www.sleafordtarget.co.uk/char-coal-cheese-totally-black-hit-customers/story-20960542-detail/story.html

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But their share portfolios went the other way

Make cheese and be happy.

I find it quite ridiculous that in 2016 we still don't have electronic voting. If nothing else we'd all know the result by 2230 rather than the morning after.

Electronic voting?? . the systems could not cope -- if we can shut things down when lots of people are just trying to access sites simultaneously. Think of all those pundits and TV "experts" losing those lucrative all-night payments.

Electronic voting is trivially easy to rig, at least with humans counting bits of paper you have to work at it

maybe theyre mixing up "not understanding" with "not finding funny"

*facepalm*

not just in Dubai...

Lettuce tastes of lettuce, and is therefore horrible.

what breed of lettuce?

No idea, it's in a sweetcorn salad that I picked up from Sainsbury's. Actually quite tasty.

high in fibre though and that stuff's good for you!

There's a name for it.

"Excessivedunkin"

The heavier you are, the more biscuits you need to eat...

Me too !!

At least you're not watching daytime TV....

Ah, the truth (about broadcast times) is out there somewhere. Or maybe not.

… like Cwmbran, for instance.

Other towns are also available.

Don't forget Cullompton!

Why not?

Toilet rolls in the fridge for morning might be advisable

Fridge might not cover it. Freezer would be safer.

Nope :-(

Lol, a mate put 20 on it at start of season, another mate convinced him it was stupid and to withdraw it. Buwahahahaha!!!!!

Now that's a dog's breakfast.

Just you. I remember this verse from die hard with vengeance.

Apparently none, there was a problem at Plimuf !

You need professional help...

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Fancy breakfast

Health foods.

That's right - they make you feel good.

Oh, go on, go on, etc...

Funny time to have breakfast.

A bowl of mouldy carrots

Baywatch?

Is Batwatch like Springwatch and Autumnwatch?

Nightwatch?

I do it when she's out, and open the windows for 10 minutes... as long as there's not too much overspray it's not that noticeable on the carpet.

Don't the grey walls look very nice then?...

It's like using Dylon Olive Green dye to colour surgical lint. Best done in a room with an Olive Green carpet.

Step away from the angle grinder ...

That's rough luck

Wow. Could've done without the skiers though.

How did they get one of their little hatchbacks up there?