Boris

Glad to hear it!

Are you worried somebody will get the wrong idea if you start talking about chaining?

Or flat beds...

It's all too late Boris!

Londontram's comment seconded

thirded

I appear to over exerted when laughing and passed a small amount of wee......

Borishas been very quiet; is he suffering from indigestion?

'Out' should be 'what', Shirley?

Did you wash your hands before shaking ?

Surely you should wash your hands after shaking .

No doubt everyone else was shaking.

Push the button

Shake it all about!

Had curry again last night ?

Sprouts should have been put on last Wednesday to be ready for the 25th.

Nachos!....with jalapenos. Toilet roll in the fridge please!!!!

FTMI

TMI

Was Boris ever a professional Darts player?

well the weather will be a bit windy... in the same way as sydney has had a little rain and Queensland has a fire or 2

Getting ready for Warley then ?

I feel a Johnny Cash song coming on.

So was it all you expected?

How abb

Out someone selling a Heljan motor for £30, howes brand new £21

Pees me off there’s nowhere else to sell your redundant wares today!

As, I believe, the Snowdon one was...

Lovely teak carriages pulled by a dirty blue class 26, 1 out of 5 LOL

I beg to differ...

Even I remember that one. Good example of what it was all about.

Shaka, when the walls fell!

How can you be deaf with ears like that!?

Yes but per hour your cheaper than a brickie

Then why are your sutures in Flemish bond

Lock the cat flap, maybe it'll get the message...

Good luck to the cat, I say

So which shelf is it on in M&S,

can't seem to find one ?

And the ballasting

The thought of an over excited Boris. Frightening.

And he'd had chips and curry sauce beforehand...

It usually is...

The cat. Always the cat...

It's a dog's life, being a cat

31 fell off the track? where?

31101 Avon Vly

Thread?

it will take more than thread to hold the broken bit together.

You didn't really want all that American N gauge stuff did you?

Meanwhile down at the market...

Better check that popular online auction site too...

Are you sure the impression that you have a lot of stock is not because some is fragmentary?

Hope that even the badly damaged comes back together without too much heartache.

Can you not claim on insurance or otherwise chase after the removals people in a legal sense?

Unfortunately not, its several years since we moved into the house, and I've really only got back in modelling

He could get 6 months in jail....

As his actions have injured a young child in one of the cars he crashed into, that doesn't seem unfair.

Ahhh, but was the accident actually his fault? Over the limit maybe, but not necessarily to blame for the accident?

Impossible. They clearly broke the mould!

There can be only one. . .

There's a guy gets down the chip shop swears he's Elvis. Maybe has has an older brother called Boris?

The entire meteorological activity of the known (and unknown) Universe would be a mere flyfart compared to things that happen in your thunderpants (allegedly).

TMI!

A year or so back, I think Aldi had problems with customers confusing daffs and spring onions...

Not a good idea to eat daffs!!!

s someone (in)famously said - just remove warning signs and Darwin will sort things out...

bought from a grocery store (Tesco, Sainsburys etc) so it must be grocery. Same as those 55" TVs and pairs of Jeans I guess :-)

La guerre, yes, Sir!

It was very cheap.

Could happen at Warley on the Bachmann stand.

Its when its done it in your shoes, not in the litter tray, and didn't bother to tell you. Thats when you decide to get a dog!

That 's love for you .... very touching!!! ... or is that cats have staff rather than owners !

It's not that often these days that a pussy wakes me up at 3am.......