Porcy Mane
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I had a gal, a rare nice gal, down in Wroxham way She were whooly nice ter me in the ole school days. She would smile all the while, but Daddy dint know all What she used ter say ter me behind the garden wall. 'Hev yew gotta loight, boy? hev yew gotta loight, boy?' Molly Windley, she smook like a chimley, But she's my little nicoteen gal.
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And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles, and the things wot held the candles. But it did no good, well I never thought it would
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I've just watched a bloke cutting his grass. In the middle of a downpour (thunderstorm)!!!
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The lassies want me every one, Well, let them catch me if they can, You canna take the breaks, If a Highland man, And I don't wear the troosers.
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Don't dig it there, dig it elsewhere. You're digging it round and it ought to be square. The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long, And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong.
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Oh for the wings, for the wings of a dove...
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A bold hippopotamus was standing one day, On the banks of the cool Shalimar, He gazed at the bottom as he peacefully lay, By the light of the evening star, Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair, His fair hippopotami maid, The hippopotamus was no ignoramus, And sang her this sweet serenade.
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A one, A two, a one, two, three
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We used to have stars Singers who sung a Dixie melody They're buying guitars... plinkty plonk Backing their selves wiv th(f)ree chords only Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 I've got news for Elvis P Fings ain't what they used taaa There's a lot we used taaa Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee
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(Oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka)...: My boomerang won't come back, My boomerang won't come back, I've waved the thing all over the place, Practised till I was black in the face, I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race, My boomerang won't come back
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Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint!
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Come outside, (: what for?) Come outside (: what's the rush) There's a lovely moon out there (: it's cold outside!) Come outside, (: why?) Come outside (: you do keep on!) While we got time to spare (: I want another twist)
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Oh Mrs. Ware I do like your hair who does it, I go to Madame Pom Pom round by the gas works With all that fruit, it looks so cute, I can't believe it it's really you, like a film star Have you heard dear, a little bird has told me Mrs. Tate's expecting her seventh Well glory be, that's three, she's had since Lenny had his tonsils out, cor blimey singing?
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Anybody on RMweb gorra New Years gong then?
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copy and paste this mate, you've still got time to get one before midnight...and this one has been diassembled for you to save you the bother...
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I see it pi$$ed down in Devon again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAs3ZK70Z8
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With yootub junking the vid, this might explain what I was getting at.
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Airlander 10. The big bum has face planted. Looks like all OK. Press dept said, "the flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed". Has nobody told them that landing is the important bit? https://youtu.be/oOtG_57qm_U
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The heat is on. Seems like a few folk can't take it. Whatever happened to mad dogs and Englishmen.
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Luvlee day, intit. (Petunia)
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Once again the world is witnessing yet another round of indiscriminate carnage. All in the name of whatever. Makes playing with trains pale into insignificance. Stay safe everyone.
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Windy Miller Sends his commiserations. Parp.
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Calamity! What's this I'm hearing? Over to Bob Danvers Walker for a Newsflash. Bob, "As a consequence of the tumultuous upheaval of the last few days, Cumberland Sausage MAY lose its protected status!" And now the Interlude. Yes, No? Yes, No? Yes, No?
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Let's talk trains. (and a bit of sillyness)
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Is currenty looking at Marquéglise in France which is averaging over 250 lightning strikes a minute. Hope they've got good galoshes.
