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Status Updates posted by Captain Kernow
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That's not salmon, it's a piece of cooked sweet potato.
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The Italian artisans are still there in Totnes.
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The Kernow Towers Space Observation Facility cannot confirm or deny that a rocket ship flew overhead at 2043 hrs BST today, due to the fact that the observation staff were unable to visually detect the presence of the space vehicle.
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The last time CTMK asked me to make her a cup of tea, she requested that I allow the tea bag 'to become acquainted with the hot water'. What can she have meant?
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I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here's my handle
Here's my spout
Please Mrs.CK do not shout
I've just introduced myself to your cup with my spout
We're happy now to sit and wait
Until the temperature starts to abate
Please raise your feet and taste my brew
Coz the Captain has done his best for you
The End
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There are Italian artisans at large in Totnes. They are apparently there to bake bread.
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There now follows a review of the lavatorial facilities on a Class 800 'Abominator':
The location of the lavatory paper dispenser is almost at floor level. This is not satisfactory for a gentleman who wishes to urinate standing up.
The water outlet above the wash hand basin shows a marked disinclination to operate within acceptable timescales.
The adjacent 'hot air' outlet is weak, ineffectual except over unrealistically lengthy timescales and shows a poor standard of character.
The curved sliding door occasionally needs help from guests to fully close.
Review ends.
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Unbelievable! - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-52742519
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Vegetable soup.
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What about the Sugar Plum macaroon, that's what I want to know.
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What is it with the lavatories in the 3-car 165 units? The lavatorial space is very large, bigger than that of a Voyager and yet the actual 'facilities' are crammed into the corner, so that your knees are effectively in the sink!
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Why can't all those motorists, who insist on dragging a shed on wheels behind their cars, just stick to the inside lane and keep out of everyone else's way?
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Why is it, during weather like this, when good, upstanding folk need to have their windows open, that some anti-social barsteward finds an urgent need to have a bonfire?
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Interesting point here. The increasing advice for this sort of weather seem to be to keep your windows closed and your curtains drawn over the window (provided they are a light coloured material) on the side facing the sun - which we do and it definitely works. Of course it also means that you can/should have windows open on the shady side. advice is also to stay indoors so with luck he might put out his bonfire and go indoors in an hour or so.
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You just get worn down and down until you no longer have the energy or the will to resist.
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Sausages! -
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Why can't we have more TV theme music like this? -
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'Yes, Minister' comes true? - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55477424
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A meat pie.
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A serious breakfast incident was recorded at Kernow Towers this morning, when a quantity of almond milk was discovered in the Captain's porridge.
An investigation is now underway.
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An on-line Obituary Notice has been set up for Grahame Hitchen (bgman) here - https://funeral-notices.co.uk/national/death-notices/notice/hitchen/5015836?utm source+fd welcome email&utm medium=email&utm campaign=welcome email
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And here's another thing. You remember all those idiots who panic-bought toilet rolls at the beginning of Covid? Latest thing is panic buying of wood chip cat litter! Unbelievable!
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@woodenhead You might want to .... but just the once. You'll never, ever, do it again - it really is bad, the smell permeates everywhere!! Just. Don't.
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Britain's Lost Masterpieces on BBC 4, what's not to like? Interesting old paintings, stunning locations and clever, erudite folk talking about Art.
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Many thanks for reminding me of this programme which is a continuation of a previous series and a reminder of a Golden Wedding Anniversary celebration in Florence in 2015. All the best bits we visited are there...the view from Piazzale Michelangelo over the city,Bendor Grosvenor sitting under the arches of the Ponte Vecchio and the Uffizi Galleria itself where he had his epiphany of artistic revelation which houses many of this world’s greatest artistic treasures.That is to say if you can avoid oriental tourists hell bent on imaging the same on their mobiles. If you ain’t been to Florence do yourself s favour after,COVID-19...GO.
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Chance of people 'doing the right thing?' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55474533
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They're having the same problem in New South Wales too...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55471235