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  1. Hence the phrase "gallows humour". Humour is often the only dividing line between sanity and despair, so do not take these things personally. Dennis
  2. "Where is Miss Smith today ?" "She's abroad" "I asked where she is, not what she is" Dennis
  3. May I point out that the Ninth disappeared due to desertions because they were cheesed off policing model chariot exhibitions. Dennis
  4. Perhaps an odometer odourometer outside the exhibition entrance, with a trapdoor leading to something like a sheepdip. Anyone passing the odourometer (via the sheepdip or straightforwardly) will be allowed to purchase an entrance ticket. To obviate any trouble, perhaps Il Dottore could lend a couple of fully armed legionaries from the nearest legion as bouncers on the door. Dennis
  5. On the Screwfix website, a pair of professional welders gauntlets (Part 18558) - complete with instruction manual ! Dennis
  6. Now Christmas is coming, time to drink a toast to CK, his colleagues, and all who have worked so hard to protect and restore the railway and the coast. A salute to you, gentlemen. Dennis
  7. "Windows 10 release date | News | PC Pro At a special event hosted in San Francisco, Microsoft outlined its plans for the 2105 Windows 10 release date, along with several new features that users can expect to find in the next" From Yahoo about 5 minutes ago - note the date ! Dennis
  8. Also missing is half the cab ! Dennis
  9. Seen in Basingstoke shopping mall yesterday - a handrail with a sign attached to it which read "anything attached to this rail will be removed" ! Dennis
  10. Has anyone noticed the number of retailers who have separate sections for women and for beauty ? Are they trying to tell us something ? Dennis
  11. Bluebottle's anecdote reminds of the case a couple of years ago where the batsman got out when the wicket keeper was, shall we say, rather loquacious. The batsman then turned round and laid the keeper out cold. so batsman and keeper were both out. Dennis
  12. "Reserve not met" ???? "Scrap Line" - with a surplus letter ? Sorry, which planet did you say ? Dennis
  13. I like where they selected "The most appropriate tool for the job" ! Dennis
  14. My only comment would be that some more bits and pieces are needed, such as pallets and other rubbish around to add to the general rubbish. That apart, I can almost smell the haggis ! IMHO it is rather nicely done, sir ! Now with respect, who is to know that the Dapol signal is not Scottish ? Dennis
  15. Should this page be in the "Jokes" thread ? Dennis
  16. Getting a head start ? Dennis
  17. It is not really tarnished - it's where the gold plating has worn away ! Dennis
  18. I do like those T1's. Has anyone modelled them in N scale ? Dennis
  19. The excitement is mounting - He will "invoice the LUCKY WINNER after the auction has ended ! Dennis
  20. I'm sure there are a lot of people on here "rootin for you", Mike. Dennis
  21. Which reminds me - aren't there some tax arrears to collect ? Someone mentioned a "Tea Party" up near Boston. HMRC had better get moving! Dennis
  22. Looking at this web site - http://underacherrytree.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/new-electronic-cutter-silver-bullet.html Brass is not mentioned as a possible material for cutting with this machine. Dennis
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