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I'm thinking (yes it happens sometimes) of buying a Surface 4 Pro with Windows 10. If I annotate a document already on screen with the "pen" provided, will the annotation print as well as the original document ? If not, it will stop my Samsung laptop breaking the air borne speed record from one end of the garden to the other. Dennis

Is it the "breeks down" train ? Dennis

I'll put my copy of "Steams Last Stand" in the safe, before it gets nicked, thank you ! Dennis

I went for a job as a bra fitter. but was told I need more hands-on experience. Dennis

Some of the most bigoted individuals are those brainwashed feminists. I know of one fellow who has been labelled as a pervert by loads of the local females, being accused of paedo philia etc. when all he has done is to wear a skirt, to which his wife was perfectly agreeable. They are the sort of people who would sooner believe what another woman told them, rather than the facts. If another woman told one of them that the Earth is flat, they would believe it rather than the facts. Rather in the same vein "someone told me in the pub last night". Dennis

In a ladies clothing section from which my wife occasionally purchased , there is a section at the moment "Ladies Out of Season". Anyone care to enlighten me ? Dennis

I do wish DM would not exaggerate so much - the scream was me and my 7=year itch waiting for a "Selkirk" , so there ! Dennis

Parsecs - Father knocking off the woman next door. Dennis

If we were all either absolutely masculine or absolutely feminine, would either sex get on with the other one ? I doubt it. Dennis

Live and let live ? Your prejudices are your business, no one elses. Dennis

Mikemeg, An eloquent AND elegant description indeed, sir ! Well worth reading. Dennis

Both suspects are members of a well known rock band. Both were believed to be absolutely stoned at the time of the incident. The groan button has been suspended. Dennis

Well said, Jack ! Dennis

Not really a cock-up ? Dennis

At that price, should this be in the "Jokes" thread ? Dennis

Superb - as one would expect. Dennis

Agreed. I've had one for several years, and although expensive to buy, it is definitely a high quality piece of equipment. A pleasure to own and use. Dennis

"Will only sell for a high price ". Doesn't mean anyone will offer a "high price". Dennis

Scrap dealer - "I wrecked 'em " ? Dennis

If they could, would be "triffic". Hat, coat, gawn ! Dennis

"Disabled Parking" seems rather a contradiction in terms (seen in a local car park). On a model railway site "static grass". Is there any other type -e.g. "mobile dandelions" ??? Dennis

"miner damage" ? Which miner was that ? One with a pickaxe ? Dennis

Norfolk and Western always preferred to "roll their own", except of course when they bought mass produced diesels. I'm keeping my N gauge 'J' class out of sight. I didn't need it, but I liked it, so there ! Dennis

"Would suit someone who wants a dirty look". Really? Dennis

Back in the days when you could find bargains on EBay, I bought a collection of wheels of sundry sizes (about 40 of them) which I still have, and will be used at some future date. I also bought a bait box full of model railway odds and sods which I still haven't really looked at, but will soon. As I don't possess a camera I can't put any photos on. Dennis