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  1. Terrible scenes at Brussels - hopefully minimal injuries

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      When the enemy lives openly amongst you, what do you do?

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      26 dead so far, very sad.

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      It is truly awful. The lives of many Belgians will never be the same after today.

  2. Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein f

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    2. Mallard60022
    3. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      Speak some known language man!

    4. M.I.B

      M.I.B

      Try Peter Sellers' "Sie Liebt Mich".... but not while drinking tea.

  3. Never let facts get in your way

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its the way of the world...

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      They walk among us, I've just come across another case.

  4. I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman

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    2. scottystitch

      scottystitch

      I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparra's too, it gives me a sense of enormous well being

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Are they still called dustmen nowadays? I thought they were termed "waste disposal operatives" now....

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      You're lucky to get one every week!

  5. The herd of cows on the line near Ipswich have been moved along and trains can run normally again- someone at NR has a sense of humour

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      ...so I'm wearing a Jersey...

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      ...meanwhile, in udder news.....

    4. Liam

      Liam

      The rain should be moooving on its way shortly.

  6. I've just got a run of 4 questions right on University Challenge !

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Bet they weren't about driving standards.... ;-)

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      My perfect cousin...what I like to do he doesn't...

    4. 60159

      60159

      Maybe, but naming the 4 railway towns in the picture question hardly counts as a run of 4! ... and anyway, just a bit easy I'd say.

  7. Lots of noisy activity in the skies at the moment

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    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      We're doomed.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Better Red Than Dead! Oh hang on, wrong decade...

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Is it one of ours?

  8. How on earth do you post on "status updates"?

  9. Zulu - must be Christmas !

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    2. Mickey

      Mickey

      Some zu win some zu lus

    3. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Men Of Harlech Stand ye steady!

    4. Mickey

      Mickey

      Best version of that song i think!

  10. American TV is so ....

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    2. trisonic

      trisonic

      horrible?

      A lot of British stuff on PBS...

    3. trisonic

      trisonic

      Actually it's good in one way - makes you go and do something else!

    4. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      aah now "Why don't you?" that was telly

  11. My name is Judge Roughneck, And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom.

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Thanks Mr Bear - but you're the one renowned for having the sore head :P

    3. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      Just enjoy yourselves...it's later than you think.

    4. Fairburn

      Fairburn

      The BBC Sessions album has some lovely gems tucked away on it too.

  12. I am not an underling - I am a free man.

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Where is Turnips?

    3. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      I'm free... to do what I want...anyold time...('cept when the missus says otherwise..)

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Is there such a thing as an overling?

  13. At Dunlops, Erdington - its tyring work

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    2. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Dunlops? - I fort as much

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Don't make me cross, ply me with radials.

    4. 28XX

      28XX

      Or as the yanks would say 'tiring'.

  14. Having a nice Norfolk Cock

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      I've got my hands around it, very nice it is too

    3. SPT

      SPT

      [censored]

    4. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      What both hands..........................Ducks for cover.

  15. Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      So if the Anglia rules Anglia what does an Escort do then?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      So a Humber would come from?

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      An Escort tends to need loads of money spending on it and you still don't get much out of it, unless you get one of the racey models

       

  16. I've been summonsed for jury service !

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I'm so glad that I'll never be called for jury duty!

    3. Andy C

      Andy C

      get the black cap ironed Beast!

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      11 good men - and Beast...

  17. I might have to go and work in California for a few weeks ...

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Forget the ladder...Just watch your step with expensive gear...

    3. steve22

      steve22

      I must take a trip to California ('woof, woof')

    4. Tim V

      Tim V

      It never rains in Southern California...

  18. Like a puppet on a string

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Took me years to get over it

    3. BlackRat

      BlackRat

      I wondered when you say that...

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      If I were a puppet , I would prefer to be a marionette rather than a glove puppet. Sooty always hated working first thing on a cold winter's morning

  19. 11 years ago I was on Newport station having a mobile conversation with a colleague and not believing what he was telling me.

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    3. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      Watched it all unfold on a TV in a bar and drove home wondering what it all meant and would we descend into something far more wide-reaching.

    4. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      I was working at Birmingham Children's Hospital, when someone said a plane flew into the WTC I was imagining a little Cessa type thing - how wrong.... :-(

  20. They're Justified and they're Ancient and they drive an ice cream van

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      No postings allowed of Mr (or Mistress) Whippy before the watershed....

    3. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Stop me and buy one or was't the other way around?

    4. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      when's the last train to tran-central?

       

  21. Landed at Heathrow, taxi across London, train home and met by my partner at Diss, and I whispered those special words - "The RHTT is on it's way, lets get going to Eccles ASAP"

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Fine,fine,fine...

       

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      I did treat her and our girl to a curry afterwards ... I do think of her sometimes (it was dark, so photography was out)

    4. steve22

      steve22

      I'll need to be told what RHTT is but Trisonic and RJS1977 appear to be on my wavelength.

  22. Well done to Bradley Wiggins - Tour de France winner 2012

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    2. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      ChrisF of rmweb? :)

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      He hasn't won yet. Don't count your chickens until the fat lady sings!

    4. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      He hasn't won yet. Don't count your chickens until the fat lady sings!

  23. Why I'm up the tree you say, Why are you down there I say

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    2. Gallows Close

      Gallows Close

      Scarlet Fantastic - No Memory

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      I liked her brother, Captain

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      PS = I knew, just pulling your leg

  24. I'll find the person who took my copy of Microsoft Office - you have my word

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    2. Liam

      Liam

      Suspect the thief is Excelling in knowledge of Office by now.

    3. irishmail

      irishmail

      PowerPoint in the right direction.

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      It's open Access for all here

  25. Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning Opening the windows and breathing in petrol

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    2. Temeraire

      Temeraire

      Its town called malice, skipepsi, and its Going Underground for me.

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      I saw them before they became famous - supporting Secret Affair (!)

    4. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      I've stood behind/next to Paul Weller twice at airports. Must stop stalking him...

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