Pennine MC

They don't need it, but will love you for ever if you do, apparently.

I doubt that one guerilla will do, they tend to pine for each other and need to be let out regularly to practice fighting for freedom.

You can always use it to make toast

it only asked

All my cashpoit ever says is 'you've got enough kits as it is!

Your bread-knife is a cash point?

Another Icelandic volcano?

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

You can say that again!

Pray tell, in what circumstances did you discover your "wardrobe malfunction"?

So much to say .......... So little time.

....and a couple of pencils stuck up your nostrils, whilst saying "wibble" every so often?

Wasn't there an episode of Micheal Palin's 'Ripping Yarns' called 'Golden Graham', about a terrible football team?

Crunchy nut Cornflakes - very moreish

I wonder if that's where the name comes from, it's bizarre enouge

Try a 'pfffht' - takes less effort

Non!

Bouffe!!

You could start a thread so the same old names could endlessly debate the same old points until it runs out of steam or is locked...

Nah, I saw a sentence yesterday with 70 words and no punctuation, just one lonely full stop. I'm still breathless from it

An indeterminate sentence with a full-stop at the end?....was it a "death sentence" :-)

Hoose? it wer more like a hovel...

sunny in Barrow..... was wet in Leeds

our shoebox in't middle of road has just bin washed away.

Chocolate and cream, single line tablets :-)

D9004, Fyffe and Forfar Fruitery :-)

TRAXX!

IT SURE IS!

Funneeeeeee :-)

Shhhh! I have a headache.

Mines only at 1.93 per day.

0.24 and I thought I spent a lot of time on here. Reminder to self: Must give as well as take...

1.71 per day.

And they're all nonsense!

I've got the Hokey Cokey stuck in my head now

Please stop it, or I'll type up the lyrics to the Birdy Song

you could always ask alfie....

Are you able to confirm or deny that what you said or did not say, may or may not be true, or false?

We demand rigidly-defined areas of doubt and uncertainty

If the known unknowns comment had come from someone other than Rumsfeld it would have been quite sensible

I've got a hooded jumper, feels really uncomfortable under my jacket ....

As long as clothing manufacturers keep catering for this market, the people who wear them will keep on wearing them....

Max, as cctv Engineer, I can assure you the opposite is the case. In law, you cannot be identified by your clothing.

Not a city, but the shoreline of Lake Wazzapamani, a fictional place in Northern Wisconsin apparently. Hope you've got half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and you're wearing sunglasses...........

Do you have your half pack of cigarettes and wearing sunglasses ?

"the shoreline of Lake Wazzapamani, a fictional place in Northern Wisconsin apparently"

I knew that ;-)

No, stopped doing that years ago when she hit on the idea of grabbing something delicate :-(

was that nazereth? memory is failing fast

Sure was, Mick :-)

can we debate whether they were technically crimson, and not carmine??

and a runcible spoon to tidy the cat litter?

Ian knows his crimson from his Miranda (daft burd with fruit on her head)

What jumps out of a hole in the ground shouting obscenities? Crude oil.

Curds and Wa-hay!

"Cheddar gorge"... more of an activity; rather than a location! :-)

Where do you meet a woman like that?

round his best friends house.

Confused now, this is turning into 'Jesse's Girl' ;-)

Straw men....but, with feet of clay? :-)

This sounds like an old episode of Dr Who....

Which one will break the camel's back?

Last night's curry was supposed to be 'mild'. Same results too.

We in the rain soaked North / NW have been saying that for years Horsetan.

Luverly sunny day and blue skies. Welcome to sunny Wales....

Either way start with the corners.... cutting up or piecing together ??

Piecing together. Don't know how many pieces as yet, but I have some that fit well.

There not cornflakes are they ?.... Cue the David Bekham joke.

Get the gun...

Tv ads have a lot to answer for1

What next - cats selling insurance?

Does that include the middle ground shopper:-)

Does that include the middle ground shopper:-)

Carefull now, you'll upset the foreground and background modellers. They play their part as well.

Hehe, another Henley fan. Top man :-)

We shouldn't be doing our dirty laundry on rmweb

To get down to the heart of the matter, I'll be celebrating the end of the innocence at the Sunset Grill..