Barry Ten

I've just discovered it - it's awesome!

and VERY addictive...

Saw nowt, heard nowt.

Cappucino? (As Baldrick said to Blackadder).

I think there's half a chicken under mine

The Captain would like to point out that this was probably the lesser of two weevils....

Mine's a jeraboam.

Dom '62, was it, Old Boy?!

ice cream or P45?

better than bitting you in front of your bottom

'tis the way of the world, alas. The number of times I've had stuff working, made a small tweak and broken it...

Guitar - are we talking (or should that be plucking!) acoustic or electric ?

I was after a Spanish/classical guitar. In the end got a nice deal on a reasonably priced guitar and bag.

Way to easily pleased...now that's a sign of real maturity.

Yeah, I know this feeling... :-/

Collective noun for modellers - a "whinge"

So a major whinge with drinks would be a "whingefest", then?

Oh, it's OK for you, at least you've got something to whinge about...

Think they do it to hurt my eyes

rmweb equivalent of loud shirt and comedy tie?

maybe they're just groovy old hippies?

Good grief...

May your valley remain ever green (or is it Evergreen?!)..

Where there's a Wills there's a way.

When I lived in Durham the Postie there had a habit of not bothering to carry the parcel, but just posting the cards he had prepared at the depot. He got into trouble for it though when I caught him by answering the door and asking for it.

Same happens regularly for me. I just call the depot and request a redelivery and a suggestion that the postman be trained in the operation of a door bell.

Happy ending now, as my wife had to go to Asda anyway. Still - the injustice of it. How dare they deprive me of my toys for 24 hours.

Omelette, eggs ;-)

My wife was cooking an omelette last night, strangely enough...

...except strings

or ear drums

...or the hitherto general harmonious atmosphere.

and then after 6 months you'll do what the captains says after getting fed up copnverting bogie stock and find that get bent in storage...

I'm going for a two-tier system - three links for home use, and a combo of S&Ws and three links for exhibition. Oi reckons...

Yes, they are fiddly, but when they work, they are fab!

....in fact, isn't railway modelling "fiddly" anyway? Don't think my eyesight is up to 3 links anymore - let alone my shaking hands!

bah and indeed humbug. Don't get me started on digital radios.

who?

Plant rock ok, but since Rick Wakeman left seems to have fallen a little flat

dunno, how many vacant premises do you have??

Sounds like Queen Street in Newton Abbot along with more mobile phone shops than you can shake a stick at!

Always worth a look. Solid brass chalice in Harborne 0.99p last week.

Had a tidy up, then? Or did you make more mess than you started with :-)

Took my frustration out on my debit card - splashed out on a new soldering iron tip...

Don't get reckless...

Why would a mouse have an overcoat?

Dunno, ask Peter Gabriel circa 1971!

Fashionable hipster-type bag or a Roy Cropper special?

You need Frenz...

My Frenz don't amount to one hand.

Were they covered in snow ?

Are you sure that you didn't fill the coupling box with scenery?