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  1. NGT6 1315

    Street Cred

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    2. 46444

      46444

      The Big Fellas Stadium, Featherstone nr Pontefract

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Baggy trousers !

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Benzene is the answer.

  2. NGT6 1315

    This is not a tangerine bicycle!

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      No words rhyme with orange, though sporange comes close

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Blorenge, nr Abergavenny

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Good view from up there, go two or three times a year.

  3. NGT6 1315

    As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.

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    2. Skinnylinny

      Skinnylinny

      By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan... You shall be avenged!

    3. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      I don't recall Winston Churchill saying that ...

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      -ok then , the next team meeting will be the same time next month. Any items for the agenda?

  4. NGT6 1315

    „This is the gulag Rura Penthe. There is no stockade. No guard tower. No electronic frontier. Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming. Punishment means exile from prison to the surface. On the surface, nothing can survive. Work well, and you will be treated well. Work badly, and you will die."

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    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Shouldn't jest but...

    3. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Sounds like where RMWebs servers are based ;) :P

       

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Don't get dilithium poisoning.

  5. NGT6 1315

    wonders who makes the best scale bullhead track...

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      it's a closely guarded state secret!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      LEGO !

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Perhaps you could start a forum thread?

  6. NGT6 1315

    The Avengers

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    2. Jintyman

      Jintyman

      That's the second thing called Purdey that can kill you!!!!!!

    3. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Linda Thorson!

    4. Market65

      Market65

      Mrs. Peel, we’re needed!

  7. NGT6 1315

    I've seen the future, brother; it is murder.

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      May contain nuts

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Ooh! Nuts, do they come with the frittata?

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Cadburys take them and they cover them in cheesecake...

  8. NGT6 1315

    A deponent verb.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      George Formby.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      George Formby.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I seem to have created four George Formbys, but the system would only let me remove one of them!

  9. NGT6 1315

    Alexander III of Macedon

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Geo Bayntun

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Hodder & Stuffton

       

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Lewis and Clark

  10. NGT6 1315

    Beta

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Carotene

    3. bgman

      bgman

      than what ?

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Alpha

  11. NGT6 1315

    The Quantum Manifest

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    2. 46444

      46444

      Featherstone Rovers

      www.featherstonerovers.net/

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Contrived Ploughshare

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex

  12. NGT6 1315

    says "Ni!"

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    2. Zero Gravitas

      Zero Gravitas

      Shrubbery!

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Now no longer.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Pickled onions

  13. NGT6 1315

    Huis ten Bosch

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Anacreontics

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Hieronymus

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A damp antimacassar

  14. NGT6 1315

    Any of you ever met this chap called Al Cohol?

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    2. Grafarman

      Grafarman

      After you spend time with him you'll probably want to get acquainted with Don R Kebab

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Isn't this the fellow who runs Inn Toxication down on the South Side?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      He's the one they don't like talking about in the Gulf States....

  15. NGT6 1315

    Californian Swordsmen

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The Reichenbach Falls

    3. Ravenser

      Ravenser

      Always carry a revolver east of Aldgate, Watson

       

    4. rembrow

      rembrow

      Arnie 'you can't be choosy with an uzi'

  16. NGT6 1315

    is cooking qiezibao for dinner.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thought that was the capital of Quinoa.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      No, that was Tripe.

    4. DonB

      DonB

      All you can eat for

  17. NGT6 1315

    Hieronymus Bosch.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Certainly someone who I think would have been an interesting partner for conversation!

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Abject isolation.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Queen of the South

  18. NGT6 1315

    The Coruscant Passenger Transport Executive. With one ticket to the Dark Side.

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Cullompton.

    3. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Oops - that's Mos Eisley.

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Better than a ticket to the Kanamit home world.

  19. NGT6 1315

    Most Englishes Understood.

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    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Put your fags in the boot?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I speakee Eengleesh pretty best

    4. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      wash your mouth out and speak proper inglish.

       

      do you want soap or bleach haha

  20. NGT6 1315

    Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      In space, no-one can hear you scream.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bicarbonate.... of Soda

    4. 28XX

      28XX

      What he said

  21. NGT6 1315

    Un, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      adeen, dva, tree,chatiri,piat,siest..

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Woolly Bully ??

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      One sausage pie, two portions of tripe, three pieces of lardy cake, four jellied eels

  22. NGT6 1315

    Pahk yah cah in Hahvahd Yahd.

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Rokeg Blood Pie

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Plomeek soup.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Sensible sausages don't make the same mistake twice

  23. NGT6 1315

    All together now: "Y-M-C-A..."

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Half a pound of sausages

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      In the Navy!

    4. Boris

      Boris

      MACHO MAN!!!!!!!!!!

  24. NGT6 1315

    "Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels...his was the most...human."

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Oh yeah.

    3. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      Then Scotty plays Amazing Grace on the bagpipes & I get a lump in my throat....

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It's Physics, Jim, but not as we know it...

  25. NGT6 1315

    "And the people bowed and prayed / to the neon god they made..."

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    2. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      Simon and Garfunkel did a cover of the Wurzels song, "Trouble over Bridgwater".

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      LOL

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I stand corrected. It was the hazy shade of winter.

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