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  1. Disaster at Glastonbury -- bulk tanker of cider stuck in the mud. Will they need help to lighten the load?

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Ah-so, they're developing wind power too.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Like the Irish accent there Porcy, top stuff!

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      It's the way I smell em.

  2. The Stationmaster is off on holidays - another week at sea but not sure where of course!g

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    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Isle of Wight ferries are quicker than that.

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Bit further than Ealing Lido I hope Nidge - and FGW/NR had better get us to Swansea on time this year, please!

    4. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Your'e back then sir !

  3. What bl**dy day - first I cut myself shaving then herself cuts my lip while trimming my moustache - now another hour or so waiting for it to stop, grrd,

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    2. Rugd1022

      Rugd1022

      Chin up Mike ;-)

    3. coachmann

      coachmann

      Has Mrs. stationmaster stopped giggling yet...?

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      The amazing part was when I said to Mrst Stationmaster 'you've got my !*$!!ng lip' and she said 'no I haven't' and blood started coming out of it so you can guess what I said. BTW one tends to bleed quite profusely when on a daily diet of warfarin.

  4. Had a 'perfect' ecg this morning - and it was done without me having to leave the comfort of my own bed!

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Not an e-g-g but an e-c-g, and, as Rod said, it was good news (a nice cuddly paramedic too).

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      Good news !

       

      Mine are perfect these days too ...

    4. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Mmm, sorry, poor attempt at humour. All the best.

  5. Well taht's SWAG down teh swanee for a second year running as Notwork Rail decided to spend the critical part of this afternoon not working on the GWMl so it looked impossible to get to Taunton before 21.00 (via Exeter). Havea good day tomorrow folks.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Sorry to hear that Mike, erm, can I have your cake please ?

    3. Northroader

      Northroader

      As consolation, try alsrm show reading rivermead next sat. 6th

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      BGman is welcome to my slice of cake but I'm not paying!!!

      Ah, a nice reminder for Rivermead next saturday thanks - always a good show but not in the same league as SWAG of course.;

  6. Just about to cross the Arctic Circle - heading south

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Are you mapping out a new route to by-pass Dawlish ?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Well, Admiral Thomas had asked him to undertake a secret mission vis a vis a certain large Teutonic battleship, but it seems the bird has flown... ;-)

    4. Castle

      Castle

      Ppppick up a penguin for me!

  7. Any body know a good plumber, with solar expertise, in the Thames Valley. I know CHAPS has a good reputation for their work but their T&C are ludicrous and their admin is abysmal (like making appointments which turn put not to exist when you are actually expecting the bloke to do the job). Not a good day!!

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    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Mike - you have a PM.

    3. 10800

      10800

      I know of several who think the sun shines out of their backside, does that count as solar expertise?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Pimlico Plumbers?

  8. Merlin magic! A Spitfire yesterday and the Lanc today and saw that as it turned and dropped for low level run along the course of the river (we have no dams locally😇)

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      There's nothing like the sound of a Merlin. Unless its four of them in perfect synchronisation!

       

    2. Ian Hargrave

      Ian Hargrave

      One of the advantages of living within sight of the National  Memorial Arboretum is the occasional Spitfire visit. Latest was the Jubilee Weekend when one flew low over my South Derbyshire field walk on its way to buzz it. I heard it before it appeared. Easily identified and unmistakable..that Merlin sound.  A couple of weeks later on our way to Edgbaston for that wonderful test match which had thrills sublime,my grandson noticed Fort Dunlop from our New Street bound 170,so I was able to tell him of the Spitfire connection……I was somewhat chuffed. It certainly added to the occasion……grandpa’s 16th birthday present to him.

       

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      The Lancaster will be visiting South Oxfordshire several more times in the coming weeks - we've got it booked to do flypasts over Wallingford on August Bank Holiday and then for both days of the first weekend in September (BunkFest Music Festival).

  9. Happy Christmas one and all.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Thank you Mike may I reciprocate to your good self and your family.

    2. Mallard60022
    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      And also to you, Sir!

  10. A Happy Christmas to all RMweb'rs and their families

    1. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      Merry Christmas Mike (and June!)

    2. Rugd1022

      Rugd1022

      The very same to you Guvnor ;O)

       

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Happy Christmas Mike.

  11. The Barents Sea is still very bumpy

    1. Ian Hargrave

      Ian Hargrave

      PQ17 revisited? Enjoy the adventure,

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Are you on the Hurtigruten?

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Yes Mark - now almost down to Troms

  12. Yes, bits broken off paviors by idiot (former) Jewsons' drivers can be mended with Araldite and survive two days of heavy rain.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I see a market here for paviors made entirely from Araldite.

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Especially if Jewsons give you the Araldite free of charge!

  13. Well done for getting us back to life Andy. Trust all is now well ans I hope you recover from your spoilt weekend.

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Agreed. Must have been a real PITA.

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Seconded, Mike. Good work, Andy, I’m sure you could well have done without this charlie-fox indeed...

  14. Train of Events, Channel 8 14.00 today - for those who can get that channel

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Oh bu**er. I missed it.

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Can you get Channel 8 London Live down your way John?

  15. Happy New Year to all RMWebbers and their families but especially our great leader and his trusty band of helpers - who will no doubt be keeping us in order for another year.

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Thanks matey. ATB to you and yours.

      North Korea has no chance of winning 'great leader of the year award' do they.....?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There's so much fun you could have with this....

  16. Just home with a spot of light reading, 'The railway Magazine from january right through to December, that is January 1931 to December 1941.

    1. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Light reading there must have been a few trees killed to do that lot

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Ah but that was back when felling trees didn't matter as there were plenty more where they came from, apparently.

  17. 'puter off to the 'menders' later today - I wonder if they will be able to mend it or whether it will have to go on a trip to the other end of the world?

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      To be made into a Mac ...

       

      :P

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Well the news at the Apple shop wasn't too bad - it will have to have a new dvd drive but it can be repaired locally, when they get the part. (just like the railway 'deferred waiting material' so I bought it home to copy off the rest of the data and I'll have to hump it back when the part is in stock and I'm able to let it go for a day or so).

  18. Cor, just noticed - it will soon be British Sausage week 2015, thread started in Wheeltappers for those interested

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I thank you for that. Bolognese for supper today, though.

  19. Cor, just noticed - it will soon be British Sausage week 2015, thread started in Wheeltappers

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      The Cumberland Jousting event looks particularly interesting.

  20. Nice afternoon on the Mid Hants Rly with a pleasant ride behind a certain person of this parish who was working his skill on teh regulator of the Black 5 for part of our trip to Alresford. Then back to Alton and, hmm 'shopping'.

    1. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      Mike , you know the ' shopping ' was the best bit . :-)

       

  21. Lovely short film this afternoon on Channel 81 of a pannier tank hauling an auto trailer arriving at Aston Rowant on the Watlington branch. Same film also included a brief shot of 61163 in lined green lettered 'British Railways' going off shed.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Talking Pictures never advertise their snippets properly. I kept missing their showings of Night Mail... :-(

  22. The Mac is shortly off to the repair shop for a new optical drive - dare I try the MR dvd in it again when I get the 'puter back?

    1. Chris Nevard

      Chris Nevard

      the MR DVD worked fine in my Macbook - fingers crossed.

  23. Ready to do something dastardly after Jewson's agency lorry driver unloaded stuff in the wrong place, split a bag of cement and broke a pavior in my drive!

    1. St. Simon

      St. Simon

      Sounds like the Pavior came to a dusty and sticky end!

  24. Asked today to get some 'Old Jamaica Ginger Beer'. I told my son that I couldn't find when we were there the other day.  He explained that it's in the 'foreign foods' section - and it was.  That seemed at interesting take on foreign as it's made in a factory at Kegworth, Derby.  Maybe Tesco know Derby wasn't on the GWR?

    1. Blackthorn

      Blackthorn

      If you feel like a trip across the Atlantic there is a shop  in Acton. Ontario called Sweet Molly's that has a good supply. I  get my mum to ship me some every time.

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