Horsetan

horsetan, a god ! really !!!!!

Nah

it'll be lonely. Have another

Keep applying the lotion, and wear ONLY natural fibres! :-)

write down how you deserve a parachute

What's all this talk about a pilot? Aren't they extra?

Is this the line with the outside toilet? Enjoy Krakow.

It's easy, you just dump it in a land fill site, or the sea. Then it's all gone away.

Very soon they'll have a surfeit of holes and even more mountains made from molehills. Such is life :-P

You just walkabout shaking it down your trouser leg until you have lost it all. It worked for them in the "Great Escape"!

I have to post that Holiday Hobby jig to you! He he he he he, what could possibly go wrong. Just never realised you live in Iceland

Having got both, the Avonside is easier to work with. The HH has the advantage of becoming a rolling road.

Well on this side of the earth, another great day, subcontractor turned up and said yep I can do it. The contract dispute meeting went really well, approved time and costs to us! Rest f the day was uneventfull. Ven a quick trip home! Now for dinner and may be some modelling tonight!

I take it the sheriff is near then?

*BONG!!*

YAY!

The only thing I was left to do was steer the thing. If anyone knows what happened to VIC-plate "REW 669", I wonder what it would cost to ship over here....

Unfortunately, it is hard to trace a vehicle via rego here as they often get swapped around.

My guess is it either has had a quiet retirement, or was scrapped.

Horse a ve Calais is about to go up for sale one owner etcetera nice red on colour... Getting a company car in the new year!

I'm to young to listen to Radio 4, and as for Sue Perkins......

The Burkiss Way, Radio Active, Son of Cliche.... They don't make them like that any more...

I blame it on all those young people at the BBC......................

You sure you weren't coming back from the pub and tried the wrong office?

itoday i had right key in right lock,wud it open,no,oh hell

No wonder. What were you doing at the office at that time!

Are there any women in here?

how to regauge Lima 00 wheels for P4???

Shouldn't take too much doing - just turn the flanges down (a lot).

The treads on the ones I've seen would probably be wide enough to span the difference between OO and P4 without any further treatment!

"Clinic entrance at rear" :-)

I can't find my body receipt :-(

I'm sorry, the lifetime guarantee doesn't include wear and tear...

Over to you now, CK....

Peking dick..?

I'm sure Horse' would have had words with any ducks he caught peeking...

Not here you don't. Ealing's expensive, and this office doesn't run on nothing.

There's a word for people like that!

Solicitors

He looks hard - but I bet he's really a p.ussy!...

I'm a dead man...

Did I miss something?

Not much actually. The Austrians should have attracted more points for being brave enough to sing in French.

Or a Brush Type 4; also referred to as AKA47...

*facepalm*

Any circling helicopters or large black vans?

Tooooo much information!

Horsetan's greenhouse gas emissions expand exponentially...

If the world seems alternative fuel sources, here is a potentially inexhaustible supply....

Gees this side of the earth 3days of 35+ degrees...it's a bit warm!

35 degrees....! :-O

14.5C at 8.00pm! Weird weather indeed!

Quite surprising how some really ordinary places are home to quite glamorous people. Next they'll be telling us that Ella Fitzgerald lives in Harlow....

The reverse is also true.

Yea, I live in Retford.........

Stir-fried sprouts in curry? Great idea, thanks Jon!

I normaly end up with sprout flavored soup. Must try the sprout curry.

You know it makes sense, Ozzy.

I wonder what would happen if I brought the horse to a model railway exhibition....?

Some rivet counter would tell you he's got the wrong type of shoes

where would you park it and more importantly wonder if it was on double yellows would it get a ticket!

perhaps watford next year would be an ideal chance to find out

'And in Vatican news, the Pope has entered his new Popemobile into the Monte-Carlo rally...'

God moves very quick these days.

R4 Gordini may not convert water to wine but it does convert petrol to noise (or maybe that's whine?)

...and don't forget the hazelnuts in every bite.

I thought Horsetan was a type of Tesco burger but there you go.

You're not supposed to tell people that!

I bet you'd love a Pop Tart right about now

I dont go to church but use Lent as a detox so no chocolate, cake, biscuits or crisps - I leave the no alcohol to her indoors as I have Preston Show to drink through!

AR*E!

If it self-destructs after 10 seconds, you need to up your status. Buy a new hat.... :0}

status updates need a veg curry...clean the pipes out !-p

Funnily enough, I had one at lunch :-P

Can you warm it in hot water and apply it to a wooden mould to reshape it? Or are we liekly to see auction prices for the model go up/down due to demand. How many kits to make a good one?

might be just yours Ivan, the one I used for my DP1 looked fine

Horse - if you do get a second Deltic kit for spares, you must park the rest of the unused loco in a siding for years, until a preservation group asks to restore it to running order. They will then find that it has a missing nose end, so will have to get one specially fabricated in the former East Germany.... :-p

I had no idea that I had the ability to embed such simple little ditties in everyone's head.... :-D

TOAST!!

A little piece of toast...