Horsetan

I've seen WRC, Hillrally etcetc...... a co-driver reads pace notes back, so here goes, M1 to Cathorpe, M6 to Stoke, Max speed 70mph, long sweeping straights and straight sweeping curves , 6th gear all the way, cruise control and the radio station of preference...... if anywhere near rush hour apologise to the accountant and use the m6 toll rather than the m6 round Brummingham. At stoke switch on Sat-nav.... you have reached your destination. If you want decent motorway services find an ex...

Going up there is fine. But I'll be bringing another car back, hence the need for a co-driver....

Let train or plane take the strain.

As he is now, or as he was when he was alive?

Errm, as he was. Big fella too.

nhy581 has just won the internet!

My new car is running at 9.2litre/100km...and getting better!

25mpg. That's about the same as the Citroen CX will do (it's an automatic)

My shoe leather gets about and keeps me fitter.

You didn't pass any yards? I should hope not!

Tsk Tsk....

Though I do remember passing a huge stack of newly made toilet bowels next to the Trent and Mersey canal at Armitage, which is near Rugeley and about 24 miles south of SoT.

Worked in a place like that until it went down the 5hitter... ;-)

Is this anything to do with the aftermath of a vegetable curry by any chance?

Air suspension is a bad idea

What's wrong with chicken curry?

Does 500 points have a greater value than your own time spent wandering around?

More than yours, CK.

Prototype for everything!

Transverse, well at least you're safe from the perils of the 5HP24 as fitted (x3) to my E39 540. The reason I no longer have the car as well!!!!!

I'll be really impressed if you can swap it out for a 16CSVT...

You'll need X-Ray specs too for that !

Go to Asda they are much cheaper!

I did a 'twofer' at Tosscos, last time home

I know that one. They are good.

Best chippy in Weymouth

Wey-hay

Oi vay, 'Ey up!

Being fleeced by James Herriot now ?

Very familiar with that area, and all its hills and moors.

"Confessions of a window cleaner" definitely old news. George Formby sang about that.

is the first line something along... "mustn't take too much off the end?"

Errm, I'll let you know when the book arrives. Should be anytime now....

I don't actually have a credit card. It'll be either my debit card or my PayPal account that won't know what hit it....

Centre Spread

The next person will have to peel the pages apart very carefully.

Is it called 'Keith' ?

No, Kevin

I wonder if I should name the car "Macron"....

Aha - an untidy profit, then.

Still, it could have been worse. We could have been trapped in a pile of Inheritance Tax returns at HMRC, still waiting to be assessed....

I've had to deal with it all myself, the last few months and I'm not a lawyer, and the family's 250 miles away, whilst my job takes me overseas... I'm exhausted with it.

Alimentary, Mr Leiter...

See London trams post below!!.

I'm guessing the leftovers from lunch?

Wax on...Wax off...

Ha! Ha! I thought you were joking when you said you posted a picture of your ear wax on Early Risers...... lol

Pardon?

Haff past two.

I said "Haff past two"!

The bar in our house doesn't open until 18:00. What are you having, Hobgoblin?

Hoegaarden, with a slice of lemon in it :-P

Much prefer Whisky O'Clock myself

You do get around.

No time to lose.

Oh good or oh God?

Come to think of it, both....

Does it drive and refuel itself ?

I'm not surprised in the least.

At €814 for some models I consider British O Gauge to be a absolute bargain!

A thousand Euros! In HO. Unbelievable!

I do the same, but with more tablets!

Oral or injection? On second thoughts don't answer that...

And an Alendronic Acid once a week for a bit more enjoyment?

Can you build equestrian facilities in it?

I believe there is a "Horse Farm" option in the Parks & Recreation category.

Horse curry?

Aerosols !

That's because it is a horse!