Horsetan

A slippery slope, next cd will be the Macarena

I'm thinking more along the lines of Julio Iglesias....

begin the beguine

Has had six bottles of Buckfast and five scotch eggs. #Sofisticat

Has had a fun ride on 1233!

Vimto

A tasty bad leg ?

Why?

Because.

Decadent!

I think I shall spend my lunch break standing next to the freezers in Ealing M&S.

I found the wine chiller racks very cooling just now. I have just got back to my desk with a couple of bottles of Slimline tonic water with lemon.

Don't get caught up in the Devon/Cornwall Pasty Wars

I always thought that pasties were an English dish.

There's a lot to be said for having a good clear out.

Are you putting the cart before the horse, Horse?

I do hope yours is not an old bag of bones like the other one?

cant vote, dont want the guilt of voting in an idiot

I'll be glad when it's all over!

Fringe Party - is that the one which is backed by Haircut 100?

I'll raise my glass of Fruli to that !

It was a bit stronger than I thought....

Later, I'm going to open a bottle of 'Chateau La Voie' 2005. Of course it may turn out to be a bottle of vinegar.

Is this to impove flow ?

I need all the flow I can handle.

Perhaps a water softener unit?

There's a rule.. what goes in comes out ! need to drink at least 5 litres to get 5 out. Simples.

21 comments, is that a record?

Nowhere near a record. I've seen other status updates that reached over 30 comments.

No visual images, please!

You can enter the Derby now

Funny I went back above at the w/e. Must flush harder

Fabulous program, one of the best for years IMHO. Looking forward to the sequel Deutschland 87 (I believe)

Deutschland 86, I think, but what's a year between comrades?

Quite fancies a Citroen GSA estate..

..who will then go into liquidation before litigation?

Are you wearing waders or swimming trunks ?

Please wait we don't want to see!

Don't try to satnd up then. The world is the same as it was, it just seems better seen thrugh a rosy glow

Keyboard letters seem to have shifted , maybe the red wine

Horse! HORSE! Don't fall asleep just yet!

Has the horse been complaining ?

Not as such, but a little less weight never hurt anyone...

Tell that to Bobby Sands.....oooh may be not ?

So that's where my share goes.

Better odds than that b*****y Lottery!

I've had one in this draw too!

So you had a problem....

I hope you do not use the toilets at work to unload your problem...... : )

The only issue is not giving your clients any pressure-related clues.

Ooooh you are awful......but I like you......

Actually it's quite a good film I thought.

It's not just good; it's very bold.

Does that go for my

suppositories too

I suppos it does...

Velcro pads on your saddle would probably be more helpful.

I think that goes without saying ;-)

Lucky you...all my weekend and evening work is part of said role...

Not just any Sunday either. A double time Sunday.

The only eating going on is by the horse, which kind of helps, psychologically.

No more veg curry?

Veg curry is on hold

Trying to make the handicap weight??

All you need now are some figs...

"North Cones" have been hoisted.

Everything gets creased if I watch the rugby while ironing!

Whenever I do the ironing with F1 on I get skid marks on the pants.

Perhaps you need to get out more often...

Remind me to stick another order in.

It'll all be different after Brexit - apparently.

If you've seen Ultrascale's latest price increases, I'd say the Brexit excuse has been in operation for quite a while.

You will not be riding in the National then?

Still some way off that. Currently 70.2kg, which is minimum weight for point-to-point.

Bit hard to row on top of a horse ain't it Ivan! Try doing the lancer crouches or dragoon bends!