Peter Kazmierczak

Video editing?

New parts instead of ones that have been corroding together for 15 years?

Its probably the fifth runthrough.

At least...

New taps fitted, though very small leak by cold tap. Might need new washer tomorrow.....

OMG!!!!

Would you prefer the look of utter devastation when they realise they failed?

Boys have done better than girls this year apparently.

Thing is, the BBC don't use the Met Office anymore, they use a bunch of cheapskates with a piece of seaweed and a Fitzroy Weather Glass. Its instructive to compare and contrast the BBC forecast with the Met Office one on their webpage.

And still they both get it wrong...

Our cat sleeps with her paws over her head when it's going to rain, and is almost always right

Not at all - once they have left!

School holidays are heaven - no idiotic mumsrun blocking the roads.

Altogether now:

Schoooool's out - for - summer

At least it's not RE....

Jumpers for goalposts

British Bulldog 123 as we used to do in cubs (1960s) - whoops pass the splints and bandages around.

Did you forget to g and panic buy all the bread at the appointed time 2 days ago?

More importantly, did they have beer?

Join us in a civilized part of the world. Wait a minute...everybody might come...

Well done to her. Now she starts to learn to drive, not just pass her test

And is now able to drive Dad to the pub and collect him later.

'Suggest' to her that she gets a big car, then you've got transport for you and your mates to exhibitions sorted!

It obviously isn't a PROPER model shop if it's selling flowers, cards, and chocolates.

Isn't it a new range of Noch figures (available in Ho/N )

called "Last Minute Valentines"?

I'm taking advice from Swiss Toni.

I'm not sure that's a good thing, unless you happen to be the cleaner.

Do they do dining room tables?

Gold Star or Smily Face sticker?

Just done assembly across the road, that's bad enough.

Ah, the little uns are even more demanding than many RMWebbers but generally more funny.

It's hard enough in a reception class.

I actually taught at a St Winifred's School, but not that one.....

Could be worse - I offer Right Said Fred's "Deeply Dippy"...

Glory, glory to the Hibees

That's just decadent. Sorry, no other word for it . . . .

PS it's at times like this that I wish I lived somewhere that chippies or whatever (or anything, come to think of it!) opened at unsociable, or even sociable!, hours.

It's all very well living in the 1950s, but making as far as the 1960s or '70s would be nice every now & then!

Good to know that someone's daughter shares her chips with dad.

Daredevil adventures of the midlife male :-)

*breaks into a bar of peppermint RitterSport*

Me - do you need my postal address?

I'm afraid I threw them in the bin.

Hangs head in shame.....

There's still the Celebrations to open though.

Commiserations to you, congratulations to her.

Got her a car, but the insurance costs more than the motor.

St

The above should have read = Stand in my Boots.

4inches in South Cerney nr Swindon this AM. The drive back to Cardiff was challenging through Kemble as far as Malmesbury, then just wet from there.