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  1. Peter Kazmierczak

    The panto came to school this afternoon.

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    2. Regularity

      Regularity

      Fisted visit?

      I wrote “Ofsted”, but autocorrect changed it. I imagine that can be how it feels to have a visit.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Such fun.......................

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Panto sounds much the better option.

  2. Peter Kazmierczak

    The panto came to school this afternoon.

  3. Peter Kazmierczak

    The panto came to school this afternoon.

  4. Peter Kazmierczak

    Why does putting up a few Christmas decorations bring out the worst in people?

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    2. Tony Davis

      Tony Davis

      Because it wasn't your house?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Why does Christmas bring out the worst in people?

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Because it’s the fistive season, Ivan.

  5. Peter Kazmierczak

    Was on the Chocolate Tombola stall at our school's Christmas Fayre.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      That's the way to do it.

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Did anybody win you?

    4. Peter Kazmierczak

      Peter Kazmierczak

      One of the kiddies asked for a refund when they didn't win...

  6. Peter Kazmierczak

    We were the tidiest class this week!

  7. Peter Kazmierczak

    We were the tidiest class this week!

  8. Peter Kazmierczak

    309 to 300; finally beaten my wife at Scrabble.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Such hollow victory....

    3. big jim

      big jim

      how many points for your surname?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You can't use names in Scrabble.

  9. Peter Kazmierczak

    309 to 300; finally beaten my wife at Scrabble.

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      How many years to do that?

  10. Peter Kazmierczak

    309 to 300; finally beaten my wife at Scrabble.

  11. Peter Kazmierczak

    Just broken up today and a "back to school" ad is on the TV

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      School holidays mean less traffic on the daily commute :-)

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      I saw my first Back to School poster four weeks ago...

    4. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      Means we HAVEN'T GOT inconsiderate Parents parking outside our place for half an hour with their engines running, summer / air con, winter / heater. An then getting all shirty when we ask to get our cars in and out of the Drive.

      Have a good break mate.

  12. Peter Kazmierczak

    Son got me an August 1960 Bradshaw for Father's Day.

    1. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      So will you be doing the GRAND TOUR then Peter?

    2. Peter Kazmierczak

      Peter Kazmierczak

      57 years too late.....

    3. tractionman

      tractionman

      Nice to journey back through time though, thumbing through the pages.

       

      For Father's Day, my kids got me an Echo and the Bunnymen album, to take me back to the good old days...

  13. Peter Kazmierczak

    Busy morning. One daughter passes her driving test at first attempt; another goes to hospital and comes out on crutches. No connection between the two events.....

    1. BoD

      BoD

      Daa-aaad. Can we borrow the caa-aaar

    2. Peter Kazmierczak

      Peter Kazmierczak

      Car arrives tomorrow.....

  14. Peter Kazmierczak

    Why does it take someone on "YouTube" 2 mins to replace a car headlight bulb, but it takes me almost an hour?

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    2. 60159

      60159

      but look how long they take to open a box!

    3. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      I got a lightbulb for our old Talbot Samba. It was a fair swap.

    4. sharris

      sharris

      Was the other 58 minutes spent getting sidetracked watching other YouTube videos?

  15. Peter Kazmierczak

    Why does it take someone on "YouTube" 2 mins to replace a car headlight bulb, but it takes me almost an hour?

    1. Alister_G

      Alister_G

      because they practice lots of times before videoing it?

  16. Peter Kazmierczak

    Went to school in my pyjamas.....

  17. Peter Kazmierczak

    Just can't get rid of this cold.....

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    2. John Tomlinson

      John Tomlinson

      If it goes on longer than three weeks you may well have a secondary chest infection, which needs a GP visit and antibiotics to sort. Discovered yesterday this is what's happened to me, a real pain and waste of time.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      All the best John. Take care and thanks for the advice.

    4. Market65

      Market65

      Oh dear! That's me out for the next two weeks!

      I suppose it gives me an excuse to do very little! Three weeks though!

  18. Peter Kazmierczak

    Had the day off from scool - still feel rubbish with this cold. Been in my pj's all day.....

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    2. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      Did you have a letter for the Teacher, hahha.

       

      Get better soon mate.

    3. enginelane

      enginelane

      Had a rubbish day and I was at school, 2 fights in the dinner queue and physical intervention paperwork to complete, not in the TV adverts for becoming a teacher

    4. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      If they told the truth now there would be no applicants> Now in my day we could etc etc....

  19. Peter Kazmierczak

    Bunged-up with a sore throat and head like it's full of cotton wool.

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      whiskey

       

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There's got to be a hit song in that status update somewhere.

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      On reflection, I suspect that those of us with colds might be more likely to opt for the single malt remedy.

  20. Peter Kazmierczak

    Busy making a Lego house with children in Y1 (5-year olds) at school this afternoon.

    1. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      Brave Man.

       

       

      KIDS

       

      eeeeek

    2. uax6

      uax6

      Its a hard life. When are you starting on the railway station?

  21. Peter Kazmierczak

    Break up tomorrow for Christmas. Start at another school in the New Year.

    1. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      All the best for the New Job in the New Year Peter.

    2. big jim

      big jim

      our kids dont finish til the 23rd, back on the 3rd jan

  22. Peter Kazmierczak

    Back to reality later this week when the new school year starts.

    1. andyram

      andyram

      Nooooooooooooo

       

    2. bgman

      bgman

      Smelly teenagers yuck !

  23. Peter Kazmierczak

    Up until 3.30am watching the athletics.

    1. GD

      GD

      up until 3.30am listening to next door's party

    2. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      up at 5, woken by a newly-arrived cockerel somewhere nearby

  24. Peter Kazmierczak

    Watching the Olympics opening ceremony. There are an awful lot of countries beginning with A and B.....

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Zzzzzzz

    2. sharris

      sharris

      Went to bed when they got to the Cs.

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      Did Russia appear with the 'A's for 'Anabolic Steroid Republic'

  25. Peter Kazmierczak

    Putting new roofing felt on the shed.....

    1. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Gosh - you know how to live don't you!

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