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  1. I've just seen the first Christmas advert on the TV - ITS SEPTEMBER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! My grumpiness/humbug level just trebled and now I am in a really bad mood...

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Easter eggs will be on sale soon!!!

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Hornby 2012 announcements due in a week, then.

    4. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      My work colleague just gleefully showed me an iPhone app telling us there's "101 sleeps to Xmas"... Arrrrghh!

  2. RMWeb just crashed with SQL errors again...

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    2. Mod5

      Mod5

      Andy has been informed.

    3. Tase

      Tase

      The server has been playing up since last monday!

    4. A1X

      A1X

      well their are 477 users online!!

       

  3. Just occurred to me that the ballast bond glue is just ordinary PVA watered down and put into a posh bottle...

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    2. vaughan45
    3. Phil Parker

      Phil Parker

      Apparently it originates from the construction industry where it used to stabilise full-size embankments.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      I always use watered down industrial pva anyway. Useful in concrete one day and in model building the next!

  4. EBay seems to be chock full of urine extractors tonight...

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    2. Kris

      Kris

      What is someones urine is another's pot filling with gold

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      I've searched and searched, I only found fan extractors and stud extractors but no urine extractors, what catagory do they come under ? ;-)

    4. bigP
  5. Blast. Only just discovered International Models has closed down!!!

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Name and business sold to someone in Scotland who promptly made a total cock up of it and closed it down according to the RMWeb thread I just discovered.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Just another one in a growing litany of failures.

    4. sharris

      sharris

      Is that like International Rescue but better looking? (or so it seemed when I did a Google image search!)

  6. Is it just me or is Ebay on the blink?

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    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      It's on the blink BIG time

       

    3. BoD

      BoD

      I got on - but it's full of black Friday offers.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Must be all that activity last night which amused me no end.

  7. Ebay down - Seems likely that it has been hacked and/or DDOS attacked!!

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      I have been getting multiple payment received confirmation emails for the same transaction over the last few days.

    3. admiles

      admiles

      Working fine here!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Nothing ever went wrong here, apart from a seller not responding to questions about postage charges...

  8. Shifted a whole pile of stuff on Ebay over Christmas and New Year and just been stung by a huge bill for final selling fees!!! Seems that EBay's rates have skyrocketed...

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It works out at close to 20% overall, as PayPal takes its pound of flesh as well.

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      No wonder so many sellers are starting their items way over the odds or charging heavy P&P!

    4. Platform 6

      Platform 6

      They charge on P&P as well now.

  9. I think I have just received the Schrodinger's Cat of Railway Modelling.  Second hand loco from Hattons, described as tested and working yet it just arrived fully sealed in the original manufacturer's cellophane from twenty years ago...

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      It's a train and it isn't, too?

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      This was an undecorated Proto 2000 SD9 (rare to find in the UK) and I am happy to report, it is complete, works a dream and all the bits are there.  Just baffled about the cellophane...

  10. You know you are a parent to a little boy when your PayPal funds are diverted away from a Farish mk1 to buy a Harold the Helicopter...

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've got an Ertel Harold, that's probably N scale...

    3. Peter Crawford

      Peter Crawford

      One way that's bound to work is if you get the boy interested in Mk1s.

    4. DCB

      DCB

      Buy him a Gordons coach and later when he's not looking spray it chocolate and cream

       

  11. I hate soldering... :-(

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Same thing

       

    3. LNER4479

      LNER4479

      I love marmite

    4. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      So did I until I had some help from a friend. Learned to love it now!

  12. Is now trying to find an adblocker to block the ad on local newspaper websites that asks me to turn off my adblocker....

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      All the local newspaper websites are so advert heavy that it made it impossible to read the stories hence why I installed the adblocker, now they are getting all arsey about it!

    3. Welly

      Welly

      My mate once got a virus just because a particular ad was on his local rag website.

    4. keefer

      keefer

      Online versions are just the same as the print editions - not much news hidden in amongst the adverts

  13. Classic research faux pas - selected two numbers for future Class 47 models, 47271 and 47604 only to discover that in fact they are one and the same loco!!!

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Can't you just have one loco but with 47271 on one side and 47604 on the other?

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      So an ETH supply on one end, but not the other, SHMD?

    4. SHMD

      SHMD

      Oh - yeah.

      (A bit obvious that one.)

  14. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of Yodel... (See the 2-HAL thread!!!)

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They're usually on the back shelves at newsagents.

    3. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      Yodel, the most horrendous delivery company on the planet.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Am I the only one who thinks Yodel is an unfortunate choice of name to begin with?

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    2. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      I hope my kids don't waste their pennies on this cr*p!

    3. Tim V
    4. andyram

      andyram

      To be fair, it makes really good commercial sense to market a brightly coloured, inauthentic wagon which is suitable only for those modelling Noddy's Toyland Railway - and which can only be run one day per year!!

  15. is in love... Help!!!

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      She has got her claws into me, fortunately she has okayed a model railway room... :-)

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      You lucky person.

    4. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      i have had this problem a few times,

      40044 got scraped, 37408 got crashed, and 50036 got cut up

  16. What to do with my old Christmas Radio TImes. Chuck it in the recycling or keep it for next year when they recycle the same line up of tired dreary tat?

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      I screw mine up and use them to light the fire, that's recycling too.

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      Burn it in an attempt to clear all of that bad tev from your mind.

    4. dagrizz

      dagrizz

      Do what I did - get rid of the telly.

  17. Staff Christmas Doo tomorrow night. Really not looking forward to it to be honest...

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    2. 3 link

      3 link

      Bah humbug, make a bee-line for the secretary.....

    3. Supaned

      Supaned

      don't go then...

       

    4. Judge Dread

      Judge Dread

      Don't get drunk and pass out. You wake up with only one eyebrow!

  18. Thought Of The Day - There is no 'I' in 'Team', there is however an 'I' in 'It is going to get done a lot quicker, easier and more efficiently if I just do it myself...'

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    2. Ramrig

      Ramrig

      but there is a me!

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      I know that feeling!

    4. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      I usually find that there's no F in help either...

  19. Having made an interesting contribution to the Ugliest Locomotives thread I am now listening out for the black helicopters coming to take me away... :-D

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Turned me into a newt.........

    3. nigelb

      nigelb

      its not the black helicopters its the Black A4's you need to worry about

       

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      No- it's the yellow helicopter you need to worry about, Oh, I see that it's just taken off ......

  20. Will be making small replicas of my lunch as I am told it is important to have roll models...

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    2. sunshine coast
    3. neal

      neal

      Beware of Tesco

      Fish Fingers, I believe that they are 1:87 scale rather than the genuine Bird's Eye 1:76.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ...and if you were in Zurich, would that make them Swiss rolls?

  21. Bent down to pick something up and my head hit the workbench, realised ten minutes later I have a streak of NSE red paint in my hair!!!

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      Spilt blood or spilt paint?

    3. Ed-farms

      Ed-farms

      Don't you know you should do the white first so it does not show the red underneath?

    4. St. Simon

      St. Simon

      You are going to paint the rest in early or revised livery?

  22. Just received two speeding tickets!! I don't have a car and haven't been behind the wheel of one in over twenty years!!!

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Possible that someone has picked name at random as named driver from phone book, it went to my parents place and I have not lived there in over a year.

    3. narrowman

      narrowman

      Could be that your registration plate has been cloned?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      How? He hasn't got a car!!

  23. I have decided to resign from the RMT. Trouble is it would seem leaving the KGB would be easier!

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      At a recent Partnership at Work meeting I was surprised to find out RMT membership was only around 17%. Mind you the bloke does take some pelters when he comes to visit on a recruitment drive, sorry members meeting!

    3. great central

      great central

      Probably get lynched in some quarters but I quit them about 4 years ago. One or two still don't talk to me, unless they want a favour! Not affected me otherwise.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They know where you live, etc.

  24. I'm sorry? You want HOW MUCH for a Hornby Track Mat? You are having a laugh...

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      It's the larger 6' x 4' one I am looking for but it seems prices north of £15 a pop and more for what is a printed piece of creased paper is now the norm.

    3. Freightliner Class 66

      Freightliner Class 66

      yes that seems alot for one of those

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Do people actually want them?

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