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  1. Rich_F

    What is it with Dapol coupling hooks? You do so much as look at them & they ping into outer space!! 🥴

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      They don't like being looked at.

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  2. Southernman46

    That satisfying change of note whilst running-in a new loco that is something freeing up and it running like a sewing machine afterwards.

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Are you sure it's not the Doppler Effect?

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  3. Mallard60022

    PLEASE stop using Status updates as a Tinder site. I want to know about White Rabbits and folks' Cats. 

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

       

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  4. SJC Dusty

    is there a way to change my screen name 

     

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Contact AY Mod via Private Message.

  5. Hroth

    I think daylight IS slowly starting to creep back...

     

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Did someone hit you on the head?

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  6. AY Mod

    I'm just announcing that tomorrow we will be announcing an announcement on Thursday. 

     

    Da ba dee da ba di.

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Can we assume that the announcement on Thursday will be THE announcement and not just an announcement announcing an announcement on some following date, when another announcement will occur?

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  7. Barry O

    WHITE RABBITS!

    (Good job they have fur to help keep warm!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      After watching Monty Python & The Holy Grail, I'm very wary of white rabbits ...

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  8. Tim Dubya

    If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec, what's the speed of dark.  Doing my swede in 🤯

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      "what's the speed of dark"

      Does it matter? ...

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  9. Southernman46

    Has just recorded a sixth straight day of needing to claim Delay Repay - splendid performance SWR & NR - marvellous - you should all be proud 🤦‍♂️

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      So it's been a financially rewarding week, then ... ? 😄

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  10. RJS1977

    Gah! I have driven three full-sized steam locos - 5322 and 3650 at Didcot, and Linda at Portmadoc. Now the manufacturers are bringing out Linda and 5322 AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! Aargh!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      So what are you complaining about ... ? 😄

  11. Captain Kernow

    Stupid idiots - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-67056137

     

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      ... to put it mildly.

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  12. AY Mod

    All change! All change!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I'm a Leopard, so I'm afraid that will be quite impossible.

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  13. Dagworth

    Anyone else think in terms of red frogs and black frogs when wiring points?

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Mine are multicoloured. 😎

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  14. SR71

    Questioning whether the designer of really useful boxes should be in some kind of secure unit. How can nothing from the catalogue tessellate!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      "Questioning whether the designer of really useful boxes should be in some kind of secure unit."

       

      Like a really useful box?

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  15. AY Mod

    Ooh! I haven't had a complaint all afternoon!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Well I think it's a pretty poor show. Five days already and we still haven't found anything to complain about?

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  16. scots region

    measure twice, cut once, measure twice, cut once. Measure three hundred and forty seven different lengths, get them wrong each time and feel your sanity and will to live drain away. 

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I've cut the end off three times and it's still too short ...

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  17. Captain Kernow

    Could someone kindly tell me what a 'vegan friendly' mattress is?

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      A vegan friendly mattress is, as the name implies, friendly to vegans. Other mattresses abhor them.

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  18. Hroth

    Feeling sooooo depressed.  The World Cup goes on to the 18th December!!!

     

    I hope England get knocked out in the group stage.

    Its worse than Strictly....

     

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      It gets even worse! After that, it's Christmas ...

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  19. SHMD

    Which genius, displaying some ingenuity, came up with the ingenious solution of having inflammable mean flammable!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      To quote Bill Bryson  in "Troublesome Words" *:

      "Because the meaning of inflammable is susceptible to misunderstanding, there is an increasing tendency to use the less ambiguous flammable."

       

      *A jolly useful book.

       

  20. vaughan45

    Sometimes viewing this forum seems like visiting a Kindergarten...

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      I've never visited a kindergarten but I'm happy to take your word for it.

       

      🤠🥳🥸🤓🤪🤢😢😈😢🤗🤮😇😴

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  21. Sasquatch

    is confused because now all the leaves have started falling, the leaf blowers seem to have disappeared...

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      You've got me stumped.

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  22. Captain Kernow

    I think that the idiots who design home self-assembly electric fans and write their instructions should be locked away for life in the Tower of London, given only itchy dungarees to wear and forced to listen to Barry Manilow for the duration of their sentances.

     

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      RTFM*

       

       

      *Read The Fan Manual?

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  23. ian

    ian

    Only six months to Christmas - get the sprouts on!

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      If I get started now, I might just be able to get the christmas tree lights untangled in time.

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  24. Boris

    Has anyone found my trousers?

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Are you sure they didn't walk off on their own?

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  25. woodenhead

    Self checkouts in Aldi, wasn't expecting that this evening

    1. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      The next step is self shelf filling ...

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