Obi-Jiff Kenobi
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I read it here: Atlas Obscura - grapefruit is weird
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I've just been reading a little about that, how it was discovered that grapefruit inhibit medicines (it involved drugs, alcohol and raiding the refrigerator), and how the sneaky blighter does it.
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What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
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Drink!
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I always thought a gutter percher was a certain type of bird - pigeon or gull, probably. There's always one on our roof.
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I learnt to drive in a Lada. It was a good car to learn in, although I’ve never been tempted to try one since. My parents had Skodas for years, and they were good cars, although my sister refused to drive them when offered!
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I just got thrown out of the pub for taking a piece of Tarmac in with me, and asking the barman for a pint for me, and one for the road.
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How do you circumcise a whale? Use four skin divers.
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I took my wife to Indonesia recently. Jakarta? No, we went by aeroplane.
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Kevin: What’s the difference between an elephant and a pillar box? Roger: I don’t know. Kevin: Well, I’m not sending you to post a letter then.
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Knock knock! Who’s there? M.A.B. it’s a big horse. M.A.B. it’s a big horse who? (all together now) M.A.B. it’s a big horse I’m a Londoner, that I love London so...
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“Less than five drinks” could be four pints of Buckfast, which may explain a lot...
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All together now: he's not the messiah...
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What about Big Ears?
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He has a wife, you know.
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Ah, but then they found a spare one in the boot.
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That's so funny I just wet myself!
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And full of ads for legal advice, and incontinence pants.
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Very good. Now explain the Duckworth-Lewis method!
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Was he in costume?
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So, as far as Hornby is concerned, the Lion sleeps tonight.
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Maestro is a very good choice. Hopefully they’ll consider a Metro in the near future too.
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After a while, you'll find it's about half jokes, and the other half consists of both relevant and irrelevant tangents. Which sort this reply is I'll let others decide!
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From corvetteblogger.com
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Anyone wanting a good joke should check out yesterday’s Belgian Grand Prix...
