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  1. I'll be running tomorrow, in a kilt...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ...and anything worn underneath?

       

      *sits back and waits for punchline*

  2. There's coffee in the ballast grinder

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Just buy another one. I received a second for Christmas... the old one still works.. sort of..

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      I read the OP in a Morrissey voice...

       

      Hang the PWay, Hang the PWay...

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      There's no grounds for this sort of thing.

  3. Lew, Lew, I need the loo

  4. My trains a complete failure at Shafthome Jct, awaiting thunderbird.

    1. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Did you pass Biggleswade at 12.50 southbound behind a Thunderbird 67?

    2. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      No, I was on my way from Retford to York, T-bird hauled us back to Doncaster from Shafthome Jct

  5. I had broccoli and Stilton soup followed by chicken rogan jalac last night. The resulting gas is extraordinary, the worst I've know!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ....and you'd have charged a premium for it.

    3. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      It's all starting to simmer down now...

    4. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      Oh and I think trying to bottle it would most dangerous with my rear flailing around at speed

  6. I had broccoli and Stilton soul followed by chicken rogan jalac last night. The resulting gas is extraordinary, the worst I've know!

  7. Ronni

    1. Claude_Dreyfus
    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Was she a founder member of the Ronettes?

  8. Restart required

    1. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      On so many levels.

    2. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      To Stoptober ?

    3. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      Not while the pub's open

  9. Going sober - yikes

    1. Horsetan
    2. Indomitable026

      Indomitable026

      Turns out Vodka Martini is also covered by the embargo

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Bet you're shaken but not stirred by this development...

  10. 16 down, two to go...

    1. sharris

      sharris

      How many letters?

  11. One door up, one door down. One door up, one door down.

    1. Stu from EGDL

      Stu from EGDL

      Had similar with energy suppliers recently...

  12. Decorating is just like modelling. Right at the end of a large project you start understand what you should be doing and develop some good techniques

    1. sharris

      sharris

      For me I start to understand what's going on a little while after it's all finished when everything starts falling to pieces.

    2. PaulRhB

      PaulRhB

      such as doing it badly so next time they decide to get the professionals in . . .

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      And have paint dripping into inappropriate orifaces.....

  13. A new railway 'studio' ?

    1. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Is that a posh 'train room'?

  14. Julia Bradbury

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    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Needs to doing another series.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Has the drooling season begun?

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      A1 M currently closed at J60 (Bradbury) Bu**er!

  15. Slating the shed

    1. Tim V

      Tim V

      oh, it isn't that bad is it?

  16. Bedford

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "This is a passenger announcement for those intending to travel to Bedford or Luton:....raise your ambitions."

    3. Tim Dubya
    4. Captain Kernow
  17. Gateshead

    1. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      Oh, I'm sorry...

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Soap.

      Brutalism,

      and that dirty lane on the way to Newcastle.

  18. Derby Roundhouse

    1. Andrew P

      Andrew P

      Roundhouse in a Roundhouse, that's novel.

  19. Bingley then Burley

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