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  1. More garbage from head office: we've just had a rebuke for not referring to staff as either "colleagues" or in the numbers sense as "headcount". I often wonder if this kind of thing is something our underemployed and overstaffed desk jockeys dream up to bolster their Linkedin achievements/lies section.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Tim, it would seem not. Despite being on a supposed efficiency drive some staff are obviously underemployed enough to spend time coming up with nonsense like this! Maybe they think it makes them more efficient?! I suspect it spreads like a virus; one delusional individual in management comes up with it to appear fresh and original, then it spreads from company to company.

    3. ruggedpeak

      ruggedpeak

      Our HR is now 'Strategic HR'. That means they don't do HR, they leave that to the line managers. Got a problem employee, you have to deal with it yourself. So what do HR actually do then? Still waiting for an answer on that one.

    4. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Sad, very sad. I once worked for a global plastics/ chemicals company that renamed/ combined/ rebranded about once a year it seemed. Every time, stationary and uniforms were wastefully ditched, and new, less workable computer systems foisted upon us, with attendant wasteful retraining. Meanwhile market share seemed to be lost to other, more stable concerns. I took the redundancy package and ran asap.

  2. Am I alone in feeling that individuals who quote in any fashion that damn meerkat advert should be shot on sight?

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    2. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      Obtain dungeon, equip with some of histories most gruesome devices, then round up all the culprits! Simples.

    3. Swifty11

      Swifty11

      I'll bring my hangmans nousce. Satan?

    4. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      Ok, a side we didn't want to know about Satans goldfish has come through. Suppose he lives up to his name

  3. DPD have "delivered" a parcel to a "neighbour" who isn't my neighbour and I've no idea of the location of the photo taken. No card either. Brilliant.

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    2. cromptonnut

      cromptonnut

      UPS couldn't find a 150 year old house ("is it a new build?") in a group of 8 houses surrounded by half a mile of fields in either direction. Twice. Despite having directions and my phone number just in case.

    3. Bill

      Bill

      Some drivers are on drugs and randomly deliver parcels to anywhere they fancy - I do believe..

    4. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Finally got my parcel yesterday afternoon by spending a couple of hours comparing the image they'd sent me of my "neighbours" door with those doors on houses with similar sounding street names - finally found it after much frustration and marched off to collect. No thanks whatsoever to DPD who have not been in contact since I raised the initial issue.

  4. I see Vermin East Coast now have security guards on the trains with obligatory hi vis vest and the words "Security Ambassador" emblazoned on their backs. A dry train as far as Newcastle, presumably beyond there a special seal is broken and passengers become much more civilised?

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      ....got legless elsewhere.

    3. great central

      great central

      Total agreement with Andrew Young, oh, oh it's Friday isn't it? Good job I'm on earlies this week!

    4. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Perhaps the miseries amongst us can explain why the 0952 ex Aberdeen is a dry train, yet the 0752 nor any of the other trains North/South that day are the same. As for dealing with the public, I work on passenger ships where if we have violent/disruptive/drunk pax we don't have the luxury of phoning BTP and then locking ourselves in until someone else deals with them.

  5. How typical, tickets booked on East Coast for York tomorrow. Question is, will anything run?...

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    2. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      HST should he through unless there's something on the line

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I reckon it's all a hoax...........

    4. Nelson Jackson

      Nelson Jackson

      A steam locomotive would actually make its way through no problem :-)

  6. Teacher on BBC news: "teaching grammar is just plain boring". God almighty, what chance do the kids have if that's his attitude?

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      'Talk to the hand'...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The Curse Of The Misplaced Apostrophe....

    4. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      Captain K asked ,

       

      Where's Brinkly when you need a comment on education?!

       

      Asleep in the staff room probably . ;-)

       

  7. Ah well, hopes of some real Scottish prototypes dashed again. Always next year I suppose, although I've lost count of how many years I've been saying that.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      For some, however the quintessential NBR loco - J37 - is no longer available as a kit. I've spent years looking for one at shows and on ebay and still with no success.

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Aye, it's a sair loss.

       

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Kits are the only option, CK. No real problem for the likes of me, but a serious hindrance for the less technically able.

  8. Man on state benefits to marry foreigner and bring her to live in the UK at taxpayers expense. That's the DM headline we probably won't read tomorrow...

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    2. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      anyone know who his dad is/

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Well, there are theories... ;-)

    4. M.I.B

      M.I.B

      No royal blood in their offspring - therefore can never be called a Prince or Princess......."Off to the Tower" they cried as MIB was hauled away.....

  9. Now getting seriously tempted to order a late crest Q6, even though it's slightly off region. Must be all them years spent in Saudi Shields.

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    2. The Black Hat

      The Black Hat

      Do it! Get a decent engine!

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Seen a photo of one running light over the Royal Border In '62. Looks like they got as far as Berwick on occasion.

      Suits me just fine that!

    4. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Well it would look good alongside my recently acquired J35 and detailed J83!

  10. First trip on a Virgin Voyager since 2003. Grotty interior, same toilet/diesel smell, toilets out of use, no catering at all onboard and all these benefits courtesy of a First class ticket.

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    2. petethemole

      petethemole

      funny that the Arriva XC ones I used on Wednesday didn't smell, toilets clean, catering trolley still going near end of trip. The problems can't all be down to the units.

    3. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      I must confess I did spend half an hour or so on a XC Voyage back in January (Donny-York) and I had no complaints about time onboard.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Ha, I'm really looking forward (not) to Euston - Manchester Picc on Wednesday!

  11. Kevin Bloody Wilson - genius.

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Kev and Jen are doing a UK tour later this year - well worth going to see :)

    3. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      I didn't actually realise that they were that well know over there.

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Oh, they are, TBS. I saw them the last time they were over in the UK; sadly I think I'll be away for this year's tour :(

  12. After initial experimentation with a Bach/Far starter set, the concept of running scale length expresses on an area no larger than the dining room table is gaining enthusiasm. This N gauge lark could prove addictive.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Not too bad, but at the moment my only stock is bogie coaches. Four wheel wagons may prove more of a challenge. I've a Farish A2, some stock and more track in the post and a baseboard will hopefully follow shortly. I'm looking at 6 x 3' with perhaps an extension to 8' if space presents itself. With a board of that size I can have a good run of track (roundy/roundy) and more than adequate siding space.

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Those couplings put me off even though the locos and rolling stock seem much improved recently.

    4. cbeagleowner

      cbeagleowner

      I think the attraction is the fact that you can have scale length trains and have a layout that looks more like the real railway. And coaches and diesels are really good quality. When I look at the pictures of the steam engines though i have questions. To be fair I think they look better in the flesh so to speak though.

  13. Just enjoyed another massive Dire Straits session tonight and am seriously thinking about buying a Stratocaster (and learning to play it properly) at long long last. Problem is, how to tell SWMBO?

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      From Cullercoats to Whitley Bay

    3. Stubby47

      Stubby47

      Tell her it's a baseboard for a new layout...

    4. Chris116

      Chris116

      You found it in the loft!

       

  14. Carriage maybe 30% full. Sat at a table (reserved seat) with one reserved seat opposite, person comes in and sits directly opposite so that neither of us can now stretch our legs, seat adjacent empty. Puzzled look when I slide across to the next seat to ensure legroom. Never underestimate the stupidity of the travelling public.

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    2. polybear

      polybear

      Maybe they were disappointed that you didn't want to play footsie....

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Maybe they'd previously had grief from the guard for not sitting in their reserved seat?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Of course, they could be Belgian.

  15. Go for a drink tonight with the lads and risk dementia in later life or be a miserable b****r and think of my health. Here's to going doolally!

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      I've watched too many of my friends and colleagues die far too young to be that bothered about what will occur in old age - assuming I even get there.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      told you all before: Win with Gin!

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Don't forget the kebab on the way home ! Er..... Where's the kebab shop again?

  16. Enduring a Pacer from Darlington to Shildon, thank heavens we never had to endure these things North of the border...

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      Try taking one from Newcastle to Carlisle.

    3. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Back in my usual seat on an East Coast HST - ahhh bliss.

    4. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      aye but growing up in Darlington, and having been nearly gassed by 101s on numerous shorthaul occasions they were a very welcome relief.

  17. Have had ABBA ringing in my ears all evening, damn you woman of the house!

  18. Bl***dy Royal Fail. So far have lost TWO issues of Steam Railway and a couple of other packages.

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    2. Debs.

      Debs.

      It`s a free market! Just use one of the other excellent companies offering final-mile deliveries on foot.....oh well, erm; maybe not!

    3. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      I'd quite happily use an alternative, and always do with anything of reasonably high value as experience has shown RM is not to be trusted. Unfortunately the opportunity isn't always there.

    4. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      Don't blame me, I no longer work for them - & strongly oppose ANY privatisation of public commodities by those cooking the books to make them look better than they are.....

  19. Just found this on flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/pinkwalkern/8233952269. Quite a photo.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Thanks but the link isn't that for me at the moment.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Thanks Michael; poignant shot that.

    4. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Thanks from me too. I used to travel with mother every school holidays on the 'Elizabethan' or the 'Y.Pullman'. Very happy memories. She used to give me a shilling to give to the driver if he was on time!

  20. On an IEP from Temple Meads to Paddington, first trip in one. If the Western is getting these things and we're getting their HSTs I know who's come off better in that deal - sterile, cold interiors, average ride and seats only marginally more comfy than a park bench.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      The interior design is poor, but that's not a huge drama to fix. The 50 shades of grey make it feel cold and sterile, and the most comfortable part of the seats is the headrest/antimaccasar. Unless we broke down, it would appear we changed to Leckie at Swindon - acceleration was impressive after that.

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      They are very much ICCEs - Inter City Curate's Eggs with some good points and some bad. One good one is doing away with the high seat backs of GW HSTs - they are awful things and the slippery leather seats in 1st have also gone thank goodness.

      PS No 'lectric at Swindon yet, you're about a year too early for that.

    4. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Would it have been Didcot perhaps? It was a stop or two before Reading.

  21. Stevie Nicks is like Led Zeppelin for me. Don't listen to them for ages but then "rediscover" them and can't understand why I don't listen to them more often. Amazing music, no other word is suitable.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      She could turn her voice to anything and it'd sound great. She also that wonderful ability to sound just as fantastic live as recorded, in stark contract to many artists today.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      All glory to the Hypnotoad!

    4. waggy

      waggy

      Not much in it but i prefer Pat Benatar

  22. On a southbound HST and there's a woman sat at a table changing a baby atop the seat adjacent despite the vestibule toilet having a baby changing facility. The mind boggles, not to forget the hygiene/cleanliness issues.

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    2. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Most trains perhaps, but this was in first class on an East Coast HST where they're normally at least presentable!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Maybe she's a regular traveller on Virgin Voyagers....

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Perhaps it was actually a demonstration for the benefit of paying passengers?

  23. Just realised that the cat is 17 years old next month, apparently 85 in human years. At least her highness has given up going on the prowl and bringing us "presents", now spends most of her time sleeping and annoying the dog.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Much like myself then.....

    3. MartinWales

      MartinWales

      Lucky you! We have five cats!

    4. KalKat

      KalKat

      My cat has dementia!

  24. Must say I'm beginning to take to the 'Endeavour' prequel series, despite inital scepticism. Certainly reminded me just how smartly 'normal' people used to dress before the age of tracksuit bottoms and trainers.

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    2. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Apart from the DMU that was shown in a scrap line last week.. it would have been almost new in '63!

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      And I've just figured out that the pathologist is Gordon Grimley!

    4. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      Yes, I'm enjoying it too. Roger Allam is always good value.

       

  25. Another week of industry/company inspired corporate brainwashing beckons next week. What makes people think that lots of bull***t somehow equals safety?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Seagull management?

    3. Bon Accord

      Bon Accord

      Aye, s**t does indeed drop from a great height, constantly....

    4. Horsetan
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