RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 14, 2016 As a spin off from the 'Things that make you :)' thread, what causes the opposite reaction ? Things like 'Darling, I've been thinking...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 14, 2016 As an spin off from the Things that make you :)' thread, what causes the opposite reaction ? Things like 'Darling, I've been thinking...' True, certain men would indeed squirm at the thought of a wife who could think...... Not me, of course. Oh, no, no, no..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 'Conversations' that start with "don't say anything until I've finished". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Things like 'Darling, I've been thinking...' And the opposite 'What are you thinking?' which provokes a scramble to quickly make something up that sounds plausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedon Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Or I got those ages ago . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The sight of a toilet with the seat lid left up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougN Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 What about, "now, can we just....." This can include practically anything! The one that worries me most is when the other half has been on the internet furiously looking up things and then says some thing along the lines "I have a really great deal now it will only cost us....." This is how I ended up on a cruise after Christmas. The damage to the bank account was a big dent! Here was I thinking of a new car in the next year or 2! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The sight of a toilet with the seat lid left up? A toilet with the lid down. I don't like surprises. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 "Richard, I will not have you..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Any of the elderly folk in the family beginning a conversation 'I don't want to cause you any trouble..'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 Drunken people on trains who are not asleep (or anywhere for that matter). Fascinators Wiring. Phil (no I don't make myself shudder etc, that's just my name). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugd1022 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Olddudders mentioning his broken kneecap in ERs...! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohmisterporter Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 My wife saying "Go and tell him,,,,,,,," Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockershovel Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Since it was mentioned in another thread, curry wurst... "Meal to be provided on location" never ends well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Smeeton Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fingernails down a blackboard! Made me shiver just typing this. Regards Ian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurenceb Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Fingernails down a blackboard! Made me shiver just typing this. Regards Ian This is right up there with spiders Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 A weird one, I can't stand ice lollies on wooden sticks, something about the texture of the wood in my mouth, makes me squirm just thinking about it. Cloth can have the same effect, as I found out once when trying to hold too much and running out of hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Since it was mentioned in another thread, curry wurst... I tried one once. I rather liked it. I think the German sausage stall that sets up most days outside the office does a curry wurst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Curry is one of the wuorst things ever invented anyway. Disgusting stuff that stinks of what comes out the opposite end of the body to where it goes in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 30851 Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 14, 2016 Coming around in the recovery room after surgery to hear the nurse say "Robert, the doctor has inserted a tube up your ######'. However - it was another Robert they were talking to (who, I must say, didn't seem very happy!). Rob Edit - The ###### starts with a P and ends in S.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Nothing has come close to watching this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd40Sj7z06E Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The sight of a toilet with the seat lid left up? ...and don't start me on those who insist on putting a new toilet roll with the paper coming down at the back, rather than over the top and in the front...... Hanging offence in our house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 14, 2016 Olddudders mentioning his broken kneecap in ERs...! Sorry, Nidge! Coming around in the recovery room after surgery to hear the nurse say "Robert, the doctor has inserted a tube up your ######'. Edit - The ###### starts with a P and ends in S.... Having had this procedure while awake and without being tranquilised, I can assure you it is not painful, merely slightly uncomfortable, and once in place, no more than a nuisance. Removal is slightly less pleasant but still hardly measures on the Richter scale. All done by nurses. ...and don't start me on those who insist on putting a new toilet roll with the paper coming down at the back, rather than over the top and in the front...... Hanging offence in our house. I believe this is location-dependent. In our downstairs loo the proximity of the roll to the seated occupant makes exit from the rear of the roll more comfortable, while the upstairs one is so placed as to make front exit the only sensible solution. My lovely new bride is still coming to terms with the former location and my foibles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just thought.....The Archers, but that does not create the squeal bit. Peco OO Bullhead Track. Virtual Points. MRJ The Times Crossword. PM's Question Time. Constipation. Laxative. Bottled beer. The ITV version of The Railway Children. Pacers. Voyagers Pendylinos False finger nails that have fallen off. People wearing socks with sandals. Flying Scotsman's whistle. P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jjb1970 Posted April 14, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 14, 2016 Seafood Broad beans This fashion for starting statements with the word "so" Noisy eaters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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