Tangoman69 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I was explaining to the Mrs when you die you could be reincarnated but must be a different creature. She said she'd like to come back as a cow. I replied, "You obviously haven't been listening” 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bimble Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 23 hours ago, Tangoman69 said: I was explaining to the Mrs when you die you could be reincarnated but must be a different creature. She said she'd like to come back as a cow. I replied, "You obviously haven't been listening” QI word of the day today - "Word of the Day: BOANTHROPY - a psychological disorder where the sufferer believes that they are a cow." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Moo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pH Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, DavidB-AU said: The real interview is NOT FUNNY!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 G'day Folks DIY ? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium skipepsi Posted August 6, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, manna said: G'day Folks DIY ? Top photo early electric chair if the power doesn't get you the splinters will, Bottom photo 'I have got this shelf for your hair drier... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJPearson Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 7 hours ago, manna said: G'day Folks DIY ? And that is why I don't share pictures of my baseboard construction. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Paint that chair pastel colours, badly, then sell it for £100 as 'shabby chic' 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted August 7, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 7, 2020 10 hours ago, manna said: G'day Folks DIY ? What a nice chair - for visiting mother in laws! Kev. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 7, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, SHMD said: What a nice chair - for visiting mother in laws! Kev. Where's the nails sticking up? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stanley Melrose Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Take a look at <https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee> 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Stanley Melrose said: Take a look at <https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee> Quote The wild boar, sightings of which have become increasingly common, had apparently spotted a pizza being eaten by other bathers. It seized a yellow bag containing the man’s laptop, probably believing it to contain food, and was chased by the man into the undergrowth. “Because the bag contained his laptop, he gave it his all, even though he was in his birthday suit,” explained Landauer. Don't think I'd dive into undergrowth wearing nothing! A brave man, though it does explain why Noch produce those nekkid layout figures! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium skipepsi Posted August 7, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 7, 2020 13 hours ago, melmerby said: Where's the nails sticking up? Why isn't it burning? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 G'Day Folks 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Yes. Other than the absence of constipation, how do you recognise the difference from any other Monday morning ?? 8 hours ago, manna said: G'Day Folks 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Charles said: Other than the absence of constipation, how do you recognise the difference from any other Monday morning ?? Whoa. hold on. You mean today is Monday? That afternoon nap lasted longer than I thought. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 10 hours ago, manna said: G'Day Folks Yes. That is a good day... Doc Morrissey: Do you find you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during '"Play For Today"? Reginald Perrin: That's extraordinary, Doc! That's exactly how I've been feeling. Doc Morrissey: So have I. I wonder what it is? Take two aspirins. 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Left in the sewer outfall of the 16 seater latrine at the South end of the Vindolanda fort, a small piece of paper: What did the Romans ever do for us? They certainly didn't clean the heads before departure. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 (edited) Every time I pass these houses, I think of what I could do with a Metcalfe card kit... Metcalfe PO266 OO Gauge Semi-Detached Houses Card Kit But it looks like this kit has been discontinued? EDIT: And there’s more... Edited August 10, 2020 by Sarahagain Added another two examples.... 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted August 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 9, 2020 I wish the Metcalfe had more in O scale. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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