Axlebox Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 with some thanks to Milton Jones... i'll tell you a dangerous place to swim, that hepatitus C I'll tell you whats a dangerous insect, that hepatitus B I'll tell you whats dangerous to feed to your horse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 17, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2018 An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Welshman were chatting in a pub.The Englishman said, do you know my son was born on St George's day so we named him George.The Scotsman said, my son was born on St Andrew's day so we named him Andrew.The Welshman said, my son was born on St David's day so we named him David.Murphy said, do you know we did the very same thing to our son Pancake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPH 603 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Welshman were chatting in a pub.[/size]The Englishman said, do you know my son was born on St George's day so we named him George.[/size]The Scotsman said, my son was born on St Andrew's day so we named him Andrew.[/size]The Welshman said, my son was born on St David's day so we named him David.[/size]Murphy said, do you know we did the very same thing to our son Pancake[/size] I was born on St Patrick's Day and I'm not called Patrick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 17, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2018 I was born on St Patrick's Day and I'm not called Patrick! Happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 17, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2018 Let's try this one then. "Bog seat on a Grimsby fish trawler........." Cheers, Mick I think you are going to have to work a bit more on your delivery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 17, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2018 Number 501 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 17, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2018 Very good. Haven't heard that one before. (but what a strange way to start a conversation) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Number 501 Did Levi tell you that one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 17, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2018 I think you are going to have to work a bit more on your delivery. Bog seat (pause for effect) on a Grimsby fish trawler. It's all about the timing. Cheers, Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co-tr-Paul Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Sloth from zootropilis..... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPH 603 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 42 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Boom, Boom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted March 17, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2018 And do you know what? He never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 18, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) Number 501 501's a very good joke, or series of them actually. Don't know how that happened. How do I get rid of it? Edited March 18, 2018 by kevinlms 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 18, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2018 42 Yes, but what is the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPH 603 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Yes, but what is the question? 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49... Skip a few, before you know you're at ∞! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49... Skip a few, before you know you're at ∞! But did he say anything about a can of paint? (Original by Tommy Cooper) Stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 What do you mean, "Wrong hole"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 18, 2018 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 The old ones are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter220950 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Peter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co-tr-Paul Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Free to good home: Smaii terrier cross dog. Good with kids but barks consistently. Message me if interested and I shall grab the little %@ from next door. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allan downes Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 An elderly Russian couple pulled up outside their Doctor's surgery in their Lada for their yearly medical check up "Wonderful " said the Doctor " Good to see that you've both kept you're sense of humor up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 It's been snowing now for a couple of hours. It's getting dark, and it looks really unpleasant out there. My wife has been staring through the window for an hour now. I guess I really should let her back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 How long before.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Vladimir Putin romped past the Presidential election finish line with a comfortable 77% of the ballot. There is however concerns that the election may have been subject to Russian influences. Twitter are ambivalent. Theresa May wants to salvage all them bullets Britain dumped in the sea in 1946... Ha ha ha etc. C6T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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