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The Forum Jokes Thread


Colin_McLeod
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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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24 minutes ago, Sarahagain said:

Try posting that one again at the end of next March? ;)

It's not even good for Australia, as those states who partake in DS they changed on 4 October, so 20 days of sleeping late!

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Paddy was being interviewed for a job as a civil engineer when he was asked to describe the difference between a girder and a joist.

‘Oh Jaysus’ he said, ‘I think you’ve got me there.’ 

After a moment’s thought he then said ‘No, no I think I’ve got it.  Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust!’

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36 minutes ago, jbqfc said:

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Does this mean that any household in possession of a stockpile of tinned tomatoes and pasta will count as an Italian restaurant? Visitors can expect a pasta meal complete with gigantic pepper mill, parmesan cheese and (if they're young and female) outrageous flirting, bordering on sexual harassment, from the waiter?

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4 minutes ago, CameronL said:

Does this mean that any household in possession of a stockpile of tinned tomatoes and pasta will count as an Italian restaurant? Visitors can expect a pasta meal complete with gigantic pepper mill, parmesan cheese and (if they're young and female) outrageous flirting, bordering on sexual harassment, from the waiter?

 

If my observations are anything to go by, it's the handsome Italian waiters that are hounded by the young females of the species.....   :girldevil:

 

Julian

 

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1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said:

Meanwhile, the Government has a vacancy for anyone with basic English Comprehension and Spelling, to write out it's notices. :rolleyes:


Part of that notice looks like it has been written in a Germanic accent....

 

”und”....

 

;)

 

 

 

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