peanuts Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 4 hours ago, peanuts said: the answer is no actualy corection "no dear " 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted December 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 29, 2020 It's been photo shopped . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 that is only a question... if this is an answer. Julian 2 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 30, 2020 5 hours ago, BoD said: Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there. Reminds me of the time that a local pub was putting on a "Psychic Night". I asked the landlord how many people were going to be there. He replied "How should I know?" 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 I tried going to that same event, but when I arrived there was a sign outside advising cancellation due to unforeseen circumstances...... Hat, coat donned and door shut after me 3 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 30, 2020 20 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: I tried going to that same event, but when I arrived there was a sign outside advising cancellation due to unforeseen circumstances...... Hat, coat donned and door shut after me I'm no psychic, but even I could see that "joke" coming! Mike. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 16 hours ago, jcredfer said: that is only a question... if this is an answer. Julian Very philosophical... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted December 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Hroth said: Very philosophical... A philosophy student I knew at university was most put out at her mother's advice to some crisis: "Be philosophical - just don't think about it." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Hroth said: Very philosophical... I can't claim any credit for that one. Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?" To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree. Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever..... J 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, jcredfer said: I can't claim any credit for that one. Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?" To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree. Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever..... J Thats what it reminded me of! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 30, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 30, 2020 Is this an answer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, jcredfer said: I can't claim any credit for that one. Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?" To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree. Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever..... J Reminds me of the story of (I think) Alec Douglas-Home as a student having to write an essay on "The Future of Coal". He wrote just one word - "Smoke". 1 1 1 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2020 Is this a post? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, BoD said: Is this a post? It could be a pole.... 1 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted December 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2020 Rene Magritte didn’t even know if it was a pipe or not... Existentialism exists, or does it? I think, therefore I am, or at least I think I am. If I though I wasn’t, perhaps I wouldn’t, or would I? It’s been later than this before now, and before we know where we are, where are we? I like a view; there’s always something to see with a view... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Geevor Clayton Loco Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, BoD said: Is this a post? Or a pillar? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: Existentialism exists, or does it? I think, therefore I am, or at least I think I am. Descarte walked into a bar and the barman said would you like a pint. Decartes thought for a while and said "I think not" and pooof he disappeared. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I think so I am . . . . I'm pink so I'm spam 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 31, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2020 From tomorrow, 01/01/21 we will all have 2020 hindsight. 4 5 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: ...before we know where we are, where are we? Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: .... and you think that could be any worse? 1 5 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?" 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo54 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 These philosophy jokes are amusing... but I need a laugh. PhilJ W where are you ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 What’s the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman? One’s a hollow cylinder, the other’s a silly Hollander! 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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