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5 hours ago, BoD said:

Here’s a question for all you mind readers out there.

 

Reminds me of the time that a local pub was putting on a "Psychic Night".

I asked the landlord how many people were going to be there.

He replied "How should I know?"

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20 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said:

I tried going to that same event, but when I arrived there was a sign outside advising cancellation due to unforeseen circumstances......

 

Hat, coat donned and door shut after me :)

 

I'm no psychic, but even I could see that "joke" coming!

 

Mike.

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5 hours ago, Hroth said:

Very philosophical...

 

I can't claim any credit for that one.  Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?"  To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree.

 

Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever.....

 

J

 

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9 minutes ago, jcredfer said:

I can't claim any credit for that one.  Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?"  To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree.

 

Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever.....

 

J

 

 

Thats what it reminded me of!

 

 

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2 hours ago, jcredfer said:

I can't claim any credit for that one.  Apparently one of the questions in a Philosophy degree exam, was "Is this a question?"  To which the above reply obtained the responder a Degree.

 

Possibly one of the most deserving logical philosophy degrees ever.....

 

J

 

 

Reminds me of the story of (I think) Alec Douglas-Home as a student having to write an essay on "The Future of Coal".

 

He wrote just one word - "Smoke".

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Rene Magritte didn’t even know if it was a pipe or not...

 

Existentialism exists, or does it?  I think, therefore I am, or at least I think I am.  If I though I wasn’t, perhaps I wouldn’t, or would I?  It’s been later than this before now, and before we know where we are, where are we?


I like a view; there’s always something to see with a view...

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1 hour ago, The Johnster said:

Existentialism exists, or does it?  I think, therefore I am, or at least I think I am.

 

Descarte walked into a bar and the barman said would you like a pint. Decartes thought for a while and said "I think not" and pooof he disappeared.

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