Steamport Southport Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: This one is a bit rude! Aliens..... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 What's a cow's favourite breakfast cereal? .. . . . . . . Moosli! steve 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted May 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 27, 2021 35 minutes ago, steve1 said: What's a cow's favourite breakfast cereal? .. . . . . . . Moosli! steve Slow week, Steve? 2 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted May 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2021 47 minutes ago, steve1 said: What's a cow's favourite breakfast cereal? .. . . . . . . Moosli! steve You deserve a pat on the head for that. 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted May 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, BoD said: You deserve a pat on the head for that. Pull the udder one... 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, iands said: Slow week, Steve? Have you looked behind our house lately? steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted May 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, steve1 said: Have you looked behind our house lately? steve In general I've noticed the fields are flooded again, and the farmer keeps moving the cattle around several fields (the cattle were in the field behind the pub last week), other than that, no, sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, steve1 said: What's a cow's favourite breakfast cereal? .. . . . . . . Moosli! steve 22 minutes ago, BoD said: You deserve a pat on the head for that. Whats brown and sounds like a bell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Someone has to play the straight man... 1 hour ago, Hroth said: Whats brown and sounds like a bell? I don't know, what is brown and sounds like a bell? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 A brown bell? 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 (edited) It didn't go ding And for some reason it's won't let me post the same word with an O instead of an I I was going to post a rhyme about the bell as a clue to the joke. Edited May 28, 2021 by Steamport Southport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted May 28, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 What's green and smells like red paint? . . . . . . . . . . Green paint. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 What's a Scotsman's favourite dessert? . . . . . . . . . Tartan custard. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Has Christmas come early or have you lot found a box of crackers from last year...?? 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 28, 2021 16 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: Has Christmas come early or have you lot found a box of crackers from last year...?? I think it more likely that they are the rejected jokes for last year's crackers. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Its the new green joke edict. Recycle, recycle, recycle!!! (Ad nauseam...) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: What's a Scotsman's favourite dessert? . . . . . . . . . Tartan custard. You'll no doubt be doing the Scottish cloakroom attendant one next? Mike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steve1 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 15 hours ago, iands said: In general I've noticed the fields are flooded again, and the farmer keeps moving the cattle around several fields (the cattle were in the field behind the pub last week), other than that, no, sorry. @iands Up to late yesterday pm they were in the field right behind us. steve 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 12 minutes ago, steve1 said: @iands Up to late yesterday pm they were in the field right behind us. steve Now they’ve been mooooo-ved? 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 21 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: You'll no doubt be doing the Scottish cloakroom attendant one next? Mike. Good old Angus McCoatup! 1 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 30 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: Good old Angus McCoatup! And the Scottish dentist? Phil Macavity 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there. I bought a mirror from my local funfair solely because it was so cheap. My wife says it reflects badly on me. Jim 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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